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How vaginal-centric of you :P

We have no idea how long Sarine's well ran dry before Jon. She could be the sluttiest elf ever. I doubt it, but hey, with all the magic they have going on, she might have cast a spell to give her random orgasms every couple of days.

If there was a spell, I'd sure as heck like to get my hands on that one, lol.

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bellofthedamned wrote:
We have no idea how long Sarine's well ran dry before Jon. She could be the sluttiest elf ever.

She spends practically no time with her own people and the only other elf she can stand is Misa. There might be a fuckbuddy thing going on there, but who knows. As for doing it with other unsuspecting humans, its possible. But Sarine's behavior seems to suggest that she is breaking a longstanding promise to herself by fucking Jon's brains out.
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I doubt it, but hey, with all the magic they have going on, she might have cast a spell to give her random orgasms every couple of days.

Really, really sucks if you happen to be in the middle of a major fight scene.
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If there was a spell, I'd sure as heck like to get my hands on that one, lol.

Or driving a car.

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Don't know of a random orgasm spell but I've heard of ones that give one when cast and other that summon a magical sex simulcrum as well as ones that force the target to mastrubate.


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LOL. Didn't think we took my idea for the random orgasm spell seriously.

Though it is a good idea in theory. Who couldn't use a random orgasm? I guess it could be awkward in certain situations, but hey, if everyone was doing it, it wouldn't be that weird, right?

In any case, I think that most elves aren't interested in sex, at least not with other elves. Imagine staring at the same faces since the war--you wouldn't want to find your f--- buddy among the VERY familiar.

As for Jon and Sarine...maybe that could be the second human man she mates with. It's too early to guess, but hey, who knows? Sarine did screw him after knowing him for how long?

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A month?


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Wow, I'm easy, so I do it on the first date, but I don't suspect most people hop in the sack (or grass...in this instance) after a month with no romantic overtones.

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Sure there was romance; it was justs in a fucked up and pseudo-compassionate sense that made it un-recognisable at first.

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As for exactly how sexed up elves are, it depends largely on which elves. The Rinkai Erefu, formerly a race of largely coastal dwelling elves, tend to fuck anyone or anything that will cooperate with them. Meji's papa was one of the Rinkai and, according to Poe, so is Misa.... which brings possibilities to the table. :-3

For other races of elf, it is probably different. Sarine is Sanguen, by far the most common type of elf before the war. To be the most common, they either had to have been created in higher numbers by a god who misplaced his or her quota sheet, didn't die quite as often, or (bing-bing) fucked and had kids at a somewhat higher than normal rate.

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pedophilic pelvic monster-mash with Jon

"Pedophilic"? He's a full-grown man. Sure, he's several thousand years younger, but that's more of a xenophilia thing.


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pedophilic pelvic monster-mash with Jon

"Pedophilic"? He's a full-grown man. Sure, he's several thousand years younger, but that's more of a xenophilia thing.


He may be physically a man, but in comparison to her, his life to this point is the equivalent of someone in their 40's fucking an 8 year old.

This is where being that pervert Uncle comes in handy.

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Considering their (no pun) considerable lifespan, I wonder if elves are choosy about their mates. I mean, if I lived for millenia, I think I'd be a little picky about who I had a kid with.

As humans, we sort of just like to fuck whatever we can and if babies are made, sometimes that's a "YAY!" and sometimes that's an "OH SHIT!". I would imagine elves rarely had moments of "OH SHIT!" when they didn't really intend to make kids.

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Considering their (no pun) considerable lifespan, I wonder if elves are choosy about their mates. I mean, if I lived for millenia, I think I'd be a little picky about who I had a kid with.

As humans, we sort of just like to fuck whatever we can and if babies are made, sometimes that's a "YAY!" and sometimes that's an "OH SHIT!". I would imagine elves rarely had moments of "OH SHIT!" when they didn't really intend to make kids.


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Yeah, I'd have to say it's just the opposite. If I knew that I could screw all day for centuries and never birth nothing, that would make me less fearful of who I partnered with, not more.

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If I knew that I could screw all day for centuries and never birth nothing, that would make me less fearful of who I partnered with, not more.

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Yeah, I'd have to say it's just the opposite. If I knew that I could screw all day for centuries and never birth nothing, that would make me less fearful of who I partnered with, not more.


Well considering how long a elf infant takes to mature to full age I'd imagine the childcare costs would be horrifying...


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Yeah, I'd have to say it's just the opposite. If I knew that I could screw all day for centuries and never birth nothing, that would make me less fearful of who I partnered with, not more.


Well considering how long a elf infant takes to mature to full age I'd imagine the childcare costs would be horrifying...


Have we seen anything in ES to indicate the maturation period of elven offspring?

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Just the one page where Sarine said that the Half-Elves grew up so quickly compared to full elves, but still slower than humans.

Not very precise, but its all we've got.


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All we really know is that half elves like Meji can look 11 and be 16.



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