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 Post subject: 11-15 Woohoo! Barfight!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:06 pm 
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She's got a dick! Oh yeah, that'll start a barfight. :-D



also: apparently, barfights require a date. does that mean they have to be booked in advance? :-o

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Awesome, we finally see the Northern Confederacy.

Sounds a bit more like the Southern Confederacy to me, but... who's to say. Maybe it's just the bar patrons' ale talking.

Also: half-elf dickgirls FTW! Any chance we can get some more Riley fanservice Poe? :-D

(Not that this entire chapter isn't likely to be fanservice...)

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I believe he mentioned comic relief. This should prove interesting, if nothing else.

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Location: Not a hellish, Onionian future...
Its the bastard spawn of Arkansas and East Berlin. Rock on!
They probably keep all the brainy people in dark bunkers, eternally being poked by sharp hot things until they make a better weapon/source of booze/potato powered spacecraft. This keeps them out of the breeding pool and inevitably leads to dang-a-lang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang.

But you will always find the ass-end of a city in a bar. Or, well, technically not. You need to have some money to buy booze and the truely ass-end people wouldn't have any. But these guys have to be down in the large intestine somewhere. Unless these are the fat, bloated uppercrust or conscripted cannonfodder that shouldn't be trusted to know the right end of a pointy stick.

Sherf, wanna we stickim and make im squeel like a piggy? Dese cityfolks sure are all purty like.
Shit, Earl. You never done thought he was a wimmin, did you?
Never did meet a wimmen befo. Xcept mama.
What about Tammy-Jo?
Tammy was a wimmin? Fer real?
Don't let the back hair fool you.
Mebby these cityfolk with all dere fiddly-bits ain't so bad.

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So here I was, thinking her... different anatomy... wouldn't be mentioned for the sake of keeping the inside joke.

Guess not.

Also, yah rly.


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Also, yah rly.


*goes on a murderous rampage*

Dammit, I took that OUT! What the hell is the point of having me edit things in advance if he ignores my edits? It added NOTHING, I tell you!

The print audience won't necessarily get it... and the internet people who get it and are fans of this comic will notice that it DOESN'T EVEN FIT IN THE DIALOGUE!!!

:calvin:

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and this thread needs a date. :wink:

What an intro to Riley! :lol:

I love it!

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dates? we don't need no stinkin' dates. barfights is timeless. 8-)

but fine.

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She is his wife and he won't even draw her a decent avatar. The bastard. :wink:

On an unrealted note...
*puts on X-ray specs and checks Impy for male genitalia*

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Wark wrote:
Also, yah rly.


*goes on a murderous rampage*

Dammit, I took that OUT! What the hell is the point of having me edit things in advance if he ignores my edits? It added NOTHING, I tell you!

The print audience won't necessarily get it... and the internet people who get it and are fans of this comic will notice that it DOESN'T EVEN FIT IN THE DIALOGUE!!!


As a very long-time internet person who took a rather long time to ever hear of, much less catch on to, the orly/yarly thing, I thought it fit just fine, especially with the other slurred drunkspeak. It gave the impression that the drunk had made some claim about his prowess in bed, Riley gave her stated response (which could be summed up nicely as "oh really?", which even non-internet-people would understand), and he replies in slurred drunkspeak "yeah, really...." (aka "no, seriously"), "they really did like it, they said I had magic fingers"

Then again, I can see how one might think it was him saying "yeah, really... they probably were all faking it on me... they all said I had magic fingers..." which doesn't make any sense.

But there is one understandable interpretation of it! Not all hope is lost! (And honestly I didn't even notice it at all on the first read through).

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Well, Riley did warn him that it would be best if he didn't look or touch... But he went and ignored her, and now she has to pay for his stupidity.

(We can refer to Riley in the femenine, right? Because I generally don't like using those artificial hermaphrodite pronouns.)

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She is his wife and he won't even draw her a decent avatar. The bastard. :wink:

Oh, come on. It's adorable.


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apart from the schlong, riley is feminine. In that pic that was linked in the last thread, very feminine build. Obviously its the man-bits which are out of place, not the boobs :D

But hey, if riley swings both ways, she can give and recieve fellatio! Win-win!


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Man I just don't get the whole dickgirl thing.

At all.

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KurtDunn wrote:
Man I just don't get the whole dickgirl thing.
At all.


Me neither. But as they say: differenf strokes for different folks...

Though while it doesn't interest me in itself [unless you count the amature psychologist in me who likes to pretend he can work out people who have differences or might otherwise be considered "out of place"], there is much humour value in some people's negative reactions to it.


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Essentially, it depends on her ability to acheive erection. If he gets regular erections, she is likely to identify as male than female. However, with her breasts, she most likely thinks he's a girl.

But in a world of magic, he could be a girl with a dick that thinks she's a boy. Damn these magical intersex folk!

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bellofthedamned wrote:
Essentially, it depends on her ability to acheive erection. If he gets regular erections, she is likely to identify as male than female. However, with her breasts, she most likely thinks he's a girl.

But in a world of magic, he could be a girl with a dick that thinks she's a boy. Damn these magical intersex folk!


WHich makes me wonder about their real life counterparts.

"Well honey, I know you wanted a boy so here's your chance.. heads we make him a boy, tails I get to chop it off."


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KurtDunn wrote:
Man I just don't get the whole dickgirl thing.

At all.


Why someone would want to ruin a perfectly good girl by equiping her with a dick is a question for the ages. But Induhvidual is probably right.


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I admit to being a little confused as to what's going on, but I'll wait to see where Poe takes it...


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Man I just don't get the whole dickgirl thing.

At all.


The way I understand it, they are supposed to have all of the equipment of both sexes.

Anatomically, I don't see how that works but hey, this is fantasy! :-3 :lol:

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For those that don't quite get why we're all talking about Dickgirls:
The one with knives has a penis, she looks like a girl.
This whole series of event can be blamed on Ghastly, who rules and thus is above blame.

I sense comedy on a scale the likes of which I can't contain in my giant balding head is about to ensue.

Actor.

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