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 Post subject: 17Nov06 - Kindly get your hands off my girlfriend!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:17 am 
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It rox! Yet another shootist!

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I would have made the title, Angry Drunken Mob Gang Rape - Not the fun kind.

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Oh hell yeah, this is just bound to get interesting.

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I would have made the title, Angry Drunken Mob Gang Rape - Not the fun kind.


Tried that, wouldn't fit. :cry:
Besides, this one's the one that sticks in my mind better.

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Haha, I wonder how the crowd is going to react to the "girlfriend" bit? Will he have a bunch of aroused rednecks, or a bunch of enraged rednecks, hoping to "keep the sanctity of marriage intact" by throwing themselves into the shot?

Either way, hilarity ensues.

Edit in response to GWhite::How did I completely miss commenting about The Rum? On a side note, Rum is mah favorite drinkin' stuff. The roomates keep around piss-wine, and it makes meh want to fly into a fierce kind o' rage.

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So the Northern Confederacy is the wild-west populated by pirates?

EDIT: BTW I like the scarred lady in the background with the broken bottle. She is amusing for some strange reason.


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Yays, now we have 2 characters with shotguns!


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Haha, I wonder how the crowd is going to react to the "girlfriend" bit? Will he have a bunch of aroused rednecks, or a bunch of enraged rednecks, hoping to "keep the sanctity of marriage intact" by throwing themselves into the shot?


Nah this is more like a problem of acute embarrassment. Drunk male mistakes tranny for someone of the opposite gender. Seen it happen a few times when I was in the military, very amusing.


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So the Northern Alliance is the wild-west populated by pirates?


Yarr!

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Nah this is more like a problem of acute embarrassment. Drunk male mistakes tranny for someone of the opposite gender. Seen it happen a few times when I was in the military, very amusing.


Waitaminit, "opposite gender" gets confusing here when you're talking trannies. Drunk male mistakes tranny for female (opposite of drunk male)? Drunk male mistakes tranny for male (opposite of self-identified female who still has a penis)? Drunk male mistakes tranny for female (opposite of person who still has a penis despite also having nice implants)? Drunk male mistakes tranny for male (opposite of natural-born woman who got a penile transplant?) Drunk male mistakes tranny for female (opposite of self-identified male who still has her natural tits)?

Man... makes my head spin...

Also: BOOYAH LEAH!

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Man... makes my head spin...


I bet myself a dollar that you would respond to that very ambiguous statement.


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GWhite wrote:
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Man... makes my head spin...


I bet myself a dollar that you would respond to that very ambiguous statement.


So...who won?

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Is it ironic that Riley is the one with the dick, but Leah is the one with the gun?

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Riley wears the pants, though.



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It's all good...I'm sure Uncle Pervy would have some "interesting" interaction with Leah & Riley. *hinthint fo' dose wit dwawring skillz*

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Yays, now we have 2 characters with shotguns!


Look again, it didn't shoot like a shotgun. A shotgun would have taken out the entire table. It's a rifle with a tubular magazine in the fore-end stock.

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Is it ironic that Riley is the one with the dick, but Leah is the one with the gun?


They can both experience releasing a load? ;p But yeah, this begs for fanart... ;p

On an unrelated note, does it disturb anyone that the person on the upper left of the third panel looks a lot like Sarine? ;p

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Yays, now we have 2 characters with shotguns!


Look again, it didn't shoot like a shotgun. A shotgun would have taken out the entire table. It's a rifle with a tubular magazine in the fore-end stock.


She could be using slugs but I agree that a rifle is more likely.


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Definitely has a Yomiko vibe. 'Sides, Yomiko was into chicks too, and Riley's a chick with some unusual equipment.

Leah looks like fun!

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I can see that the gender labels for this pair are about to get veeeeeeeery confusing..

Since we know Leah calls Riley the GF, then does that make Leah a dick-chick too?

Fuck me this shit is confusing


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Rakishi wrote:
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Yays, now we have 2 characters with shotguns!


Look again, it didn't shoot like a shotgun. A shotgun would have taken out the entire table. It's a rifle with a tubular magazine in the fore-end stock.


She could be using slugs but I agree that a rifle is more likely.

Pump or semi-auto? Either would be a good choice for someone her size.

The pump carbine is actually an excellent tool for brush-whacking or close-in work, comparable to John Wayne's pet 92 crank Winchester.

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