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6) Add in some slash. (Hmmm, I think the forum is starting to have an effect on me. :))

Nyeeeeh, I dunno, guys can pee tiny rocks, right? A poorly endowed midget might get somewhere with a really huge guy, especially if he brings a needle and/or a knife... some sort of perverted toolset apt for the situation.

Option 1) needs to be abridged to: Kill all elves/whoever he views as responsible.

But 4) is looking pretttty good, perfect time to add to something pure and play consolation bride, she might even manage to suck out some of his power. Do Riley and Leah have a guest room or even a permanent residence?


I hope Meji gives him a hug.


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Ian loses it and rapes the two and a half chicks in 5, 4...

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I'm starting to fear the god with no purpose more than the one with a destructive purpose.


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At least, the God with a destructive purpose is predictable. The absence of purpose makes for a capricious God, as it made for capricious Djinn. :wink:

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Ian loses it and rapes the two and a half chicks in 5, 4...


How does one rape half a chick or is that half-rape a chick? Necrophilia might explain the first, or my ex-wife, but how do you get the second?

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Officer, I've just been half-raped!

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You'll notice Riley isn't entirely female.

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Empiricially, if that's the right use of the word, he could vaporize half a body first, like Riley's lower half.


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