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Is he gonna blow up now? (dec 18)
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Author:  Chaz [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:03 am ]
Post subject:  Is he gonna blow up now? (dec 18)
Wonder where this is going- though survey says it won't be good
Author:  Rakshasa [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:17 am ]
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Poe pokes us, when will the orgy start?
Author:  BandMan2K [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:45 am ]
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Ok so Evelyn just went nuclear like Peter Peterelli's supposed to thanks to the speculation that issued from the cliffhanger of "Heroes."

Looks like we were so intent on Ian going Chernobyl we didn't even think about her beating him to it.
Author:  Gwyon [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:53 am ]
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BandMan2K wrote:
Ok so Evelyn just went nuclear like Peter Peterelli's supposed to thanks to the speculation that issued from the cliffhanger of "Heroes."

Looks like we were so intent on Ian going Chernobyl we didn't even think about her beating him to it.


Seems more likely that Ian's dear mother just burned the house down on herself and her daughter, who would've been too sick to escape under her own power.

Can't tell if Ian's in a state of sudden, massive depression, or mighty wrath, or both.
Author:  actor_au [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:16 am ]
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BandMan2K wrote:
Ok so Evelyn just went nuclear like Peter Peterelli's supposed to thanks to the speculation that issued from the cliffhanger of "Heroes."
Best show ever.
After Doctor Who.

Great strip as always Poe. Can't wait to see Ian destroy some stuff.

Actor.
Author:  Slamlander [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:08 am ]
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Wow! Not even ashes left.

The Bookies wrote:
Bets on normal degenerating death, have been called.
Mother dies of clinical depression, has been called.
All bets regarding the angsty note side-bet have just been called.
Side-bets on mother having the poor grace of continuing to live have been called.


Currently paying out on
The bookies wrote:
His mother, in a fit of depression, mercy-killed his sister and then killed herself


The bookies also tell me that they've lowered the odds down to 3:1 that Ian goes ballistic in a destructive way.
Author:  bellofthedamned [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:57 am ]
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I was thinking more along the lines of the city being completely raided by elven rangers, all the errants killed. Not just his sister and mom, but everyone he knew.

And thus will begin a new war, with Ian as the embodiment of Anilis at it's core.
Author:  Kest [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:03 am ]
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Author:  Boss Out of Town [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:53 am ]
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Okay, Meji, here is your big chance to show some adult empathy. Might save the village from destruction.
Author:  Chronomancer [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:31 am ]
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I love how the shadow over Ian's eyes makes him look soooo much more unstable.

I'm curious if his diety mojo is an uncontrollable force that acts with his thoughts, or merely augments his casting.
Author:  Initial B [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:16 am ]
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"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire..."

Substitute "roof" for "world" and, when you include the rest of the lyrics of that song, that's probably what Ian is feeling right about now...

I don't think that Ian is going to rage, I think he's going to be grieving for the next little while. We still don't know what happened to burn the house down, and Ian doesn't seem the type to angst against random targets.
Author:  Labrat [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:25 pm ]
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Ian is now purposeless and adrift in the world.
Classically there are a couple main responses:
    A) Lash out, get drunk as hell, and stay drunk until something comes up.
    B) Pick the first new purpose that comes to mind and throw yourself at it with insane zeal.
    C) Complete and utter denial.
Author:  Wark [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:56 pm ]
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Labrat wrote:
Ian is now purposeless and adrift in the world.
Classically there are a couple main responses:
    A) Lash out, get drunk as hell, and stay drunk until something comes up.
    B) Pick the first new purpose that comes to mind and throw yourself at it with insane zeal.
    C) Complete and utter denial.
    D) Stick it in.


Fixed.
Author:  Labrat [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:26 pm ]
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Well, that goes without saying.
But stick it where? I mean, there are so many choices.
Author:  Boss Out of Town [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:45 pm ]
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Labrat wrote:
Well, that goes without saying.
But stick it where? I mean, there are so many choices.

But you need to remember to check for squirrels, first.
Author:  bellofthedamned [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:16 pm ]
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Or in Riley's case, the absence of a hole you'd expect to find on a breasted individual!
Author:  Labrat [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:46 pm ]
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He is channeling a god right now. He can make a hole anywhere he fucking wants to.
He might even work it out so that you live through the process.

And obviously you haven't seen the hentai with dickgirls being fucked up the penis-hole before.
Author:  bellofthedamned [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:41 pm ]
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b...b...but...you can't fit a dick in there...


edited: on second thought, that sounds like a challenge.
Author:  Labrat [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:31 pm ]
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    1) Make the target penis bigger.
    2) Push harder.
    3) Make your own penis smaller... something no man or dickgirl would ever consent to.
    4) Distort time and space.
Author:  BloodHenge [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:50 am ]
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5) Stretch-o-matic skin.

(No, I haven't seen the particular trick Labrat mentioned, but the above is the solution to more than a few other problems that crop up in those sorts of situations.)
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