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PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:59 am 
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Hitler was afraid apologizing for vomiting on Chamberlain would make the Germans think he wanted peace. So he lied..


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Hitler was afraid apologizing for vomiting on Chamberlain would make the Germans think he wanted peace. So he lied..


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Yorik wrote:
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Vomiting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had threw up on Chamberlain he still would have given him half of Europe.

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People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.

Words spoken by a someone who has never met a real fisherman.

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Labrat wrote:
Vomiting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had threw up on Chamberlain he still would have given him half of Europe.

Maybe he should have groped him, like Bush did with Merkel. But I don't think Hitler let anyone get behind him.

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Boss Out of Town wrote:
Words spoken by a someone who has never met a real fisherman.

Fishing is classed as a subcatagory of hunting.

A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
Fisherman Fritze fishes fresh fish, fresh fish does fisherman Fritze fish.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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Ian has the dreaded bishie plague.

If you are keeping your head while others around you are losing theirs, perhaps you've misunderstood the whole situation.


Or, your head is in the proper 'Don't give shit' state.

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Oh, and Merry Xmas, everyone.

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Slamlander wrote:
Labrat wrote:
Ian has the dreaded bishie plague.

If you are keeping your head while others around you are losing theirs, perhaps you've misunderstood the whole situation.


Or, your head is in the proper 'Don't give shit' state.

:wink:

Oh, and Merry Xmas, everyone.

I get that at work all the time. Can't convince people that nothing short of the building on fire is worth getting angry about. We make nice tools, but, hey, we're just making tools. This ain't an ER or a ATC tower.

Merry Christmas, all, and remember to give a shit when it really matters.
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