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 Post subject: 12/22/06 - "Bah humfuck!"
PostPosted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:00 am 
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aka <strike>Dead</strike> Sick Poe Day?

Looks like we'll have to wait until Monday for the exciting conclusion... or the new chapter page, whichever.


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 Post subject: Re: 12/22/06 - "Bah humfuck!"
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aka <strike>Dead</strike> Sick Poe Day?

Looks like we'll have to wait until Monday for the exciting conclusion... or the new chapter page, whichever.

ITYM, Wednesday. I doubt Poe will give us christmas plotline conclusions.


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Not 'Ha Bumfuck'?
Or is a Humfuck something like a hummer, as applies to the art of oral sex...

This is what happens when Ellis accepts scraps of food from small children and gets his butt-raising-button scratched. She drugs the food, drags him home, and plays a humiliating game of dressup with him before keeping him suspended in her basement like a sack of potatos.

Oh, wait. Thats why you don't sleep with the boss's wife.

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I like the Xmas getup on the Hover Pope. Muy good, non? <--How many languages in this sentence?

We're not gonna get any until Wed, methinks, unless Impy-chan ain't getting any either :wink:

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Oh, wait. Thats why you don't sleep with the boss's wife.

Um, one declines sleeping with the Boss' wife because one wants to stay employed. :-P

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Not 'Ha Bumfuck'?
Or is a Humfuck something like a hummer, as applies to the art of oral sex...

This is what happens when Ellis accepts scraps of food from small children and gets his butt-raising-button scratched. She drugs the food, drags him home, and plays a humiliating game of dressup with him before keeping him suspended in her basement like a sack of potatos.

Oh, wait. Thats why you don't sleep with the boss's wife.


Meji has a wife? Did she and Sarine have hawt lesbian secks while I was out?

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I'd like to know the answer to that as well.

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First of all, if Meji was a lesbian, I really doubt anything would happen between her and Sarine. Meji is most likely a selfish lover with a dominating personality, whereas Sarine would want this really intimate encounter where both people are on equal footing and it's mutually passionate and controlled.

They're not compatible.

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bellofthedamned wrote:
...whereas Sarine would want this really intimate encounter where both people are on equal footing and it's mutually passionate and controlled.


Huh? You mean like she did with Jon?

Sarine came off as a rather selfish bitch, who had her fun, and then left her <strike>partner</strike>victim with no memory of the event. I'd rather take my chances with Meji, whose arrogant hedonism would make her want to ensure that I had so much fun that I'd remember it for a long time.


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Looks like you're right about the Christmas filler. Almost forgot about that.

Still, given what Poe has given us in Christmases past, I'm not complaining or anything...


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If Meji was a lesbian, that would explain her attraction to Ian. Though he may yet grow a pair in a fit of genocidal fury, the kid has no balls. And if he doesn't start growing facial hair real fast, I am going to start beating it out of him with a stick.

As for Sarine, she is just in for a good fuck to brush the cobwebs and mice out of her vagina every five hundred years or so. She isn't into any of that fucking sub and dom shit. She would, however, be a textbook chapstick lesbian.

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Or is a Humfuck something like a hummer, as applies to the art of oral sex...

It might have something to do with the Tenctonese.


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If Meji was a lesbian, that would explain her attraction to Ian. Though he may yet grow a pair in a fit of genocidal fury, the kid has no balls. And if he doesn't start growing facial hair real fast, I am going to start beating it out of him with a stick.

Gee, he's wimpy because he has good manners and diction? Dude is better at killing elves than any other character in the story. Also managed to walk off with with Anilis's power pretty slick, while the other group just sort of barged into the traps and barely escaped with their body parts intact.

As a half-elf, can Ian even grow facial hair? And at his age?

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I think Ellis looks cute all dressed up like Rudolph.

And I think I'd like to see a Humfuck... Maybe.

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If Meji was a lesbian, that would explain her attraction to Ian. Though he may yet grow a pair in a fit of genocidal fury, the kid has no balls. And if he doesn't start growing facial hair real fast, I am going to start beating it out of him with a stick.

Yes. That is quite enough.

Care to take this outside?


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If Meji was a lesbian, that would explain her attraction to Ian. Though he may yet grow a pair in a fit of genocidal fury, the kid has no balls. And if he doesn't start growing facial hair real fast, I am going to start beating it out of him with a stick.

Gee, he's wimpy because he has good manners and diction? Dude is better at killing elves than any other character in the story. Also managed to walk off with with Anilis's power pretty slick, while the other group just sort of barged into the traps and barely escaped with their body parts intact.

As a half-elf, can Ian even grow facial hair? And at his age?


As I recall, Ian was the one set upon by bandits, attacked by mind-fuck traps, AND hit with the force field. Sarine/Jon/Meji set upon the bandits, disabled the mindfuck traps, and at least Jon was unaffected by the force-field...


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I didn't say he was wimpy. I said that the kid has no balls.
Ian has the dreaded bishie plague.

If you are keeping your head while others around you are losing theirs, perhaps you've misunderstood the whole situation.

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If Meji was a lesbian, that would explain her attraction to Ian. Though he may yet grow a pair in a fit of genocidal fury, the kid has no balls. And if he doesn't start growing facial hair real fast, I am going to start beating it out of him with a stick.

Gee, he's wimpy because he has good manners and diction? Dude is better at killing elves than any other character in the story. Also managed to walk off with with Anilis's power pretty slick, while the other group just sort of barged into the traps and barely escaped with their body parts intact.

As a half-elf, can Ian even grow facial hair? And at his age?


As I recall, Ian was the one set upon by bandits, attacked by mind-fuck traps, AND hit with the force field. Sarine/Jon/Meji set upon the bandits, disabled the mindfuck traps, and at least Jon was unaffected by the force-field...


*A new challenger has arrived!*

Ian managed to survive/deal with the bandits single-handedly. Noone dealt with the mindfuck traps, they did the flawed damage they were capable of and were only understood afterwards. Ian was far more competent in dealing with the Pedagogusi.

All in all I've had the same doubts about him but he's clearly shown that he is able of thuggery, knowing the setting and travelling with some amount of stealth. While not as 'badass' as Jon or Sarine per say he does not have the motive either. He did blast Sarine and kill two elven soldiers.

He's a bit reluctant to get involved in violence though... mrhmmm, this sort of spilt out into the sand, oh well. :)


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Vomiting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had threw up on Chamberlain he still would have given him half of Europe.

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Vomiting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had threw up on Chamberlain he still would have given him half of Europe.


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