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 Post subject: "I just heard! New Orleans... my penis is already packed!"
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... okay, who let Labrat make the title this time?
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My hearts are warmed by the knowledge that my taint is finally starting to sink in.

There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a "hottest part" implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.

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My hearts are warmed by the knowledge that my taint is finally starting to sink in.

So, your male to female transformation ritual is finally working?

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I'm confused by this thread.
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Boss Out of Town wrote:
So, your male to female transformation ritual is finally working?

Gender is for the weak.
Mestro wrote:
I'm confused by this thread.

Something that may be your only salvation.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.

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Labrat wrote:
There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a "hottest part" implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool.


This statement is made of win and awsome.
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Thank, or blame, Richard Davisson.

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Well, he gave us that statement AND the atomic bomb. Richard Davisson has just appeared in my top ten heroes list.
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Boss Out of Town wrote:
So, your male to female transformation ritual is finally working?


There's such a thing?

Labrat wrote:
Gender is for the weak.


Indeed...

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I think Poe owes me money. He thought people would guess this right away. I am disappointed but not all that surprised that no one has. But... my geekhood is shamed.

I mean, c'mon guys, WILLIAM SHATNER said it!

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:calvin:

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Who?

Please tell me that was a joke...
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Yorik wrote:
Who?


You probably know him best as Ozzie, the opossum from the kids' movie "Over the Hedge." He had quite a good part in that film.

Oh, and he also did some obscure sci-fi show in the 60s, but that's not important.
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Hey, according to one article I read, the man is considered Canada's greatest living actor.

Really. An article from a actual magazine.

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Wark wrote:
Yorik wrote:
Who?


You probably know him best as Ozzie, the opossum from the kids' movie "Over the Hedge." He had quite a good part in that film.

Oh, and he also did some obscure sci-fi show in the 60s, but that's not important.


The Twilight Zone?

Oh, wait, you probably meant this:

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BloodHenge wrote:
Yorik wrote:
Who?

Please tell me that was a joke...


No more than my sex life is.
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At any rate, it's a line from Boston Legal, to which I have recently become addicted.

-_-'

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Boo Kirk! Yay Picard!
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DarkTemplar4ever wrote:
Boo Kirk! Yay Picard!

Why choose? Combine and conquer!
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