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No point. Breasteses only feel good because it helps with the whole breastfeeding process.
Fairies don't need to undertake such things because they are not expected to have children.

Humans are evolved things and possess things that do not currently have any good purpose, merely being holdovers of an earlier time or being difficult to get rid of for some reason only a geneticist would understand. Men have nipples only because we have to share most of the same genome with women. Nipples are just genetic splash damage.

Now that I think about it, five bucks says that ES fairies don't even have nipples. They in no way enhance the jiggly effect of said breasteses and I have my doubts that the Bastard wanted to get white, creamy substance out of his enboobened minions. If he did, he would have designed them slightly differently.

Hmm. One diety designed woman with parts that do nothing but get in the way. The other diety designed man with parts that do nothing but cause excruciating agony when kicked or otherwise struck. Yeah. Sounds about right.

As said Lucifer:
The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was an extremely misguided variation on the Eve design. (Consider testicles. Two concentrated nuclei of absolute vulnerability. Where? Dangling between the legs. I rest my case.)

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Noooo! No sex organs!

I wonder if their breasts feel things like mine?

Although sex organs would be novel, it's kinda pointless if it is too small to stick anything useful in.

I don't know about how yours feel, but mine are too hard to be any fun. ;(


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Let me clarify two things.

    1) The original topic was of her being changed into a human sized mammary mothra.

    2) Have you never read (Yeah. Read. As if anyone actually pays attention to the words.) Bondage Fairies.
    Heathens, the lot of you.


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only because all four parties were designed by Poe and are thus limited to those archetypes of women which he perceives win the world
Right, but Poe has way more than two female archetypes available. That much I know. Which makes the chances that there's something deliberate behind this repetition somewhat higher. Or not.


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Or, he might just actually heal her and that's all because he's channeling the power of a damn goddess right now.

No transformations, no mistakes, no death, none of that unfounded crap. :roll:

Just healing.

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Yeah, but where is the fun in that?

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Yeah, but where is the fun in that?

Yeah, he's such a killjoy...

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Now that I think about it, five bucks says that ES fairies don't even have nipples. They in no way enhance the jiggly effect of said breasteses and I have my doubts that the Bastard wanted to get white, creamy substance out of his enboobened minions. If he did, he would have designed them slightly differently.

But what's the fun of jiggling boobs without nipples? And why assume nipples would occur only if functional, when the breasts exist simply for aesthetic purposes in the first place?


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2) Have you never read (Yeah. Read. As if anyone actually pays attention to the words.) Bondage Fairies.
Heathens, the lot of you.[/list]

I had access to USENET in '96 or so... My school also had a couple of laser printers.


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But what's the fun of jiggling boobs without nipples? And why assume nipples would occur only if functional, when the breasts exist simply for aesthetic purposes in the first place?

To which I respond:
    1) The primary appeal of nipples is that you may suck, rub, and/or pinch them.
    2) These actions, and the nerves that make them at least halfway pleasurable, stem frum the suckling process.
    3) As no fluid comes out, suckling would not have been invented.
    4) Num num num num num.

Its like the water spigot being invented before water.

My guess is that the Bastard was thinking 'Hmmm. These elves are so weak and feeble at birth and if I made them mobile they would run off and get eaten by the wolves and/or harpy eagles. But they still need food. Ah, I have it! I will just install food dispensors into the parent! But where... I have so little room. Bah, I will stick them in the jiggly bits. Hey, now they shoot goo everyplace and this is also funny! Hmmm. Perhaps I should also install a goo dispensor in the males... and I shall call it Bukkake and it shall be good.'

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You guys keep saying she, but I seem to remembering something about Riley having a ding-dong. Figured Riley was just a cross-dresser or something. ???

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I believe Ian called it a winkie.

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You guys keep saying she, but I seem to remembering something about Riley having a ding-dong. Figured Riley was just a cross-dresser or something. ???
Why on Earth would we ever forget such a thing?

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bellofthedamned wrote:
Noooo! No sex organs!

I wonder if their breasts feel things like mine?


I dunno, can I check?

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You guys keep saying she, but I seem to remembering something about Riley having a ding-dong. Figured Riley was just a cross-dresser or something. ???


Nope, not forgotten! Riley is a dick-girl, note the boobage.

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You guys keep saying she, but I seem to remembering something about Riley having a ding-dong. Figured Riley was just a cross-dresser or something. ???


Nope, not forgotten! Riley is a dick-girl, note the boobage.


I dunno, if I remember right, somewhere in the beginning of ES, and some parts throughout ES, Elves and Errants can use spells to change their apperance, maybe the boobs are a perma-spell effect?

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You guys keep saying she, but I seem to remembering something about Riley having a ding-dong. Figured Riley was just a cross-dresser or something. ???
Why on Earth would we ever forget such a thing?

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Cause maybe dicks are harder to forget than boobs? ^.^;

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I imagine healing something major with magic would feel like setting a bone with force, but worse. Essentially, it's destroying the damaged cells and somehow (that'd be the magic part) replacing them with undamaged cells. I can't imagine the forceful destruction and regeneration of body parts would be pleasant.

I once took a workshop on Therapeutic Touch, and while I freely admit that TT and other forms of faith-based healing might be complete nonsense, it was still an interesting experience. As I recall, the sensation of performing therapeutic touch (which, incidentally, is done without touching) was one of warmth and pressure, kind of like sticking your hand out the car window at 40 mph on a summer day.

I decided that perhaps I wasn't cut out to be a healer when rather than gently coax the energy to flow properly on a difficult patient, I essentially cut it a new channel and told it to start behaving or else. Therapeutic touch is generally performed without contacting the skin, and the person had their eyes closed so couldn't see what I was doing, but they claimed that they suddenly felt much better. Nonetheless, I didn't feel that my approach indicated a good personality fit with the idea of patienly redirecting other people's energy.

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In Christian lore and from second-hand and personal experience I'd say divine healing is usually painless, sometimes instantanous, sometimes over time.

My nanomages attack from the root, thermal strike for example makes you hot or cold without interferring with anything else. The magic Ian is using looks more... frictitious.

Adam vrs. Eve

Females are usually (despite the vulnerability of testicles over boobs) much weaker physically (men's brains are slightly larger, not for thinking, but for the need to control additional volume of muscles). Though their extra X-chromosom gives them increased social awareness, their numbers count fewer decisive personalities and culture is skewed in their disfavor.

Anyways, you need 2 for a family unit so it sort of drives the competition moot.


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Damien L`Arich wrote:
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You guys keep saying she, but I seem to remembering something about Riley having a ding-dong. Figured Riley was just a cross-dresser or something. ???


Nope, not forgotten! Riley is a dick-girl, note the boobage.


I dunno, if I remember right, somewhere in the beginning of ES, and some parts throughout ES, Elves and Errants can use spells to change their apperance, maybe the boobs are a perma-spell effect?


Extremely unlikely. Polymorph spells are notoriously ineffective on half-elves. Even on a first-generation half-elf like Meji, the spell wears off overnight, and Ian, the product of who knows how many interbreeding half-elves, can barely hold one for a few minutes while concentrating on it.


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bellofthedamned wrote:
Noooo! No sex organs!

I wonder if their breasts feel things like mine?


Tell us more about your breasts, how long have they been groping people?

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