ZOMBIE FORUMS

Hahaha.

Fitting that Mike does the honors.

Holy hell, RANDY CAN SEE INTO MY DESIRES!

Run!

I can.

And I'm contacting the Humane Society.

Please don't, they're getting harder to bribe.

I give good odds that Kharisma sues Nerdrotica, she's just the type to try it.

Actor.

That comic made me almost literally ROFL.

Randy frieeeeeeeeeeeend.

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This is my very precise, medically accurate visual portrayal of what the patient may look like afterwards.

Oh deary deary me.
I'd pay sixty bucks or so to have that done to her. Nasty little thing, Kharisma.

Also, if she's going to sue anyone, she'd (most likely; it's Milholland's character, not mine, so I don't know for sure) go for the company that made the aerosol cans. Suing Nerdrotica would be too bizarre of a legal procedure. The best she could get is that the company supplied whatever aerosol can and never issued an official ban on flamethrowers. Simple common sense.

Which, now that I think about it, would be a very fitting action for the comic. Love how I talk myself out of things like that.

I was turned on by how the aerosol paint mutated her to get fangs in the above picture...

HAWT!

<-- what the hell?

If I have learned anything from 80's movies, it's that direct chemical exposure can alter your genes 4 evarz.

<--Haunts me in my sleep.

Am I a bad person for being curious about such a bad fanfic?

Mmm, love what bad fanfic does for me, especially involving burnt faced people. Mmmm.

Actually, I'm more wondering how much extensive plastic surgery she will be trying to get on the black market (since I can't see her wanting to pay for something legit...), and how horribly, horribly wrong it will go, leaving her to be a vain freak of nature who can't see that she's a freak of nature?

Ah, who am I kidding. Even before she recovers, I'm sure she'll think she's still some pretty bit of fluff, not realizing that people are staring at her and pointing, not because she's pretty, but because she's a mutant freak. Freak! FREAK!!!!

Ahem. Um. I think my fantasies are running away with me. Or was that running from me? I can never tell... ^_^

At some point the whole S*P cast could surround her, chanting "One of us. One of us." This would ideally include zombie forms of Rose, Faye, Scott, and whatever one would call Moniques dead fetal flesh (presuming the child died in the womb)

She'll probably end up looking like that scary old lady from Texas.

Actor.

no...what you do to kittens on the weekends is what makes you a bad person....and a bad puppy.

Blue Sun Missile
thinks of the kittens and sheds one tear...

Or something that might be in more bad taste than my MS paint picture, she could become a super hero!

Ahahahahahahahahah!
Mike is such an ass. Glad he's earning points instead of losing them in the case.

And just to throw in more to the emoticon confusion...

Wait a second....
Isn't this how Dr. Doom got started?
(Mental image of college-age Reed Richards paying Doom's doc off afterwards..."Fifty-one, fifty-two, fifty-three...")
---Al

Didn't Randy speciifically say (in a newspost or such) that Monique's baby was literally 'lost' - along with a picture of a baby in a card-board box. Sure, he might have been being sarcastic but it's just the kind of situation you'd expect from S*P.

ptlis