1)I don't feel comfortable answering the first question from the perspective of Davan, so I'll answer it as "Who do you think Davan would invite?"
-PeeJee (Duh!)
-Aubrey (Duh!)
-Nancy (She, of course, is let off the hook with visiting Kharisma and is
invited by Aubrey)
-Choo Choo Bear (Duh! and yes Choo was invited and counts as a person)
-T-Bob (He doesn't make nearly enough appearances)
-Kim (Does not make as many appearances as she used to, is also hot)
-Jihm(I liked Jihm, he balanced out the cast momentum quite well when he appeared a bit more regularly. Besides, he's the reason PeeJees friends get to make fun of her and never ever let her live it down through out the series from the time it was revealed that she was attracted to him)
-Mike (Branwen might have helped get him invited, but under the condition...)
-Mike's girlfriend (...comes along, to keep him from relapsing into older
jerk face-ier Mike)
-Pepito (He makes an uninvited entrance much like what was done to his ass hardy-har-har)
2)"The Sea Lady" whose letters were crudely scraped off by drunk college
kids one evening to spell, "The S a Lad" .....the salad. Brilliant.
3)I assume this where something "undoubtedly....Something*Positive"
happens. I hate making fanfics, so I'll sum it up sans actual dialogue:
They recieve much crap concerning luggage and transportation in general, they arrive where they're supposed to be and set sail in the morning for a nice day and a half cruise full of exsessive drinking and talking.
Pepito takes control of the ship. Incidentally he is trained as a certified skipper, among other things. Picture a bearded, naked midget with a white captains hat. If the mental picture doesn't make you laugh, check your pulse.
The gang feels it an opportune time to bust out Cthulu roleplaying stuff. In the middle of their session, their boat stops working, and of course Mike jumps to extreme conclusions and panics.
It seeemed the rudder is entwined by the tentacle of a giant squid! Much yowzers are exclaimed. Sanderson convinces Davan to go into the water with him to free the rudder from the malevevolent elder being, which turns out to be seaweed.
Insert nostalgia provoking discussion (I like the flashbacks that elaborate on moments that took place before the strip started chronologically.)
Evening rolls further along and the seas become increasingly turbulent. It is decided that they best be heading inland. On the way back, the "S a Lad" is indeed tossed (Yes I know you saw it coming but I'll be damned if I'd let someone else make the joke before me : P.)
After some fancy pirate maneuvering, the ship overcomes the minor storm and is inland. It is once again docked and they decide to carry on the festivities and sleep in the boat.
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On a side note, I once attended a birthday party for my friends cousin held on a boat at the age of eighteen. It was in the waters off of San Fransisco during a baseball game and we went passed the heavily lit arena and stopped just short of the Golden Gate Bridge. If you've never been on a boat at night, I really reccomend it. It is incredible.
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