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 Post subject: March 22-06 & 24-06: Mikes going to be a father?!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:02 pm 
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Now all that's left is for the moon to turn red, the seas boil, and Cthulhu to pack his shit and say "Screw this!"

zomg

Let's really raise this concept onto a plateau of better understanding:

-Mike had unprotected sex with a woman and now she's pregnant.

-Someone's body is providing nutrients for, and cultivating the growth of another Mike.

-This child could be completely different from Mike, but then again there is no god.

-Mike is capable of reproduction, so it's assumed his child will carry the same trait.

-The gene pool will become tainted with Mike.

-There's alittle bit of Mike in the gene pool.

-Mike, next generation, Mike all over again, Mike Genesis.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

No wonder Randy isn't taking any e-mails on this one.

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Location: You can't take the sky from me. Since I found Serenity.
But she's only a little pregnant.

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 Post subject: Re: March 22-06: Mikes going to be a father?!
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Nicrat wrote:
Now all that's left is for the moon to turn red, the seas boil, and Cthulhu to pack his shit and say "Screw this!"

zomg

Let's really raise this concept onto a plateau of better understanding:

-Mike had unprotected sex with a woman and now she's pregnant.

-Someone's body is providing nutrients for, and cultivating the growth of another Mike.

-This child could be completely different from Mike, but then again there is no god.

-Mike is capable of reproduction, so it's assumed his child will carry the same trait.

-The gene pool will become tainted with Mike.

-There's alittle bit of Mike in the gene pool.

-Mike, next generation, Mike all over again, Mike Genesis.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

No wonder Randy isn't taking any e-mails on this one.



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edit # 32
I told my coworker who got me into this webcomic about the update and waited to see his reaction to the comic...
he nearly choked on his carrot stick
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Mike's a CATHOLIC??? I thought if he was asked his religion, he'd say his alignment is chaotic evil, or something---harking back to his game-playing.

Of course,he's a lapsed Catholic, who only decided to dispense with condoms because it feels too good...still...

Pope Michael. Father Michael. Bishop Michael.

I'm more shocked by that than that he actually managed to knock a girl up. A year or two ago, the only girls his seed saw were on porn sites.---Al

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I like this.
In TV shows when they've run out of idea they usually get the main characters married, then pregnent then start killing people off.
But giving a second stringer like Mike a baby? Genius!
Rnady is good at making his second characters shine and I'm thinking that Mike might surprise us here and do the right thing....or a punch to the babymaker....

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Stop it, if you say his name too much the Giraffe will come. And then you'll be sorry. And your ass will be sore.


Very well.

Not a big fan of having my ass ripped open by lunging bestial genitalia. He shall be known as "He whose name is not worth mentioning", the name given to my friends brother for reasons I shall not elaborate on.

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Well, he did ask for it "Things are going to get better and better..." Um...where's the ominus thunder clap when you rightfully expect it?!

LOL and I could so see Mike saying "Maybe you're only a little pregnant".


and just the thought of Mike having sex with anyone/thing besides his ....scratch that, the though of Mike and sex at ALL is just too disturbing.

*goes to scrub the images from her eyes*

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 Post subject: Mike can actually create something besides self-loathing?
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Ugh! spawn of Mike. That's a thought that only steel wool and rubbing alcohol can remove from my brain. The thing will probably be born spouting the most obscure AD&D rules while ripping itself from it's mother's chest. Then It'll go on to to viciously slaughter most of the cast before someone traps it inside an airlock and flushes it in to deep space.

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Ugh! spawn of Mike. That's a thought that only steel wool and rubbing alcohol can remove from my brain. The thing will probably be born spouting the most obscure AD&D rules while ripping itself from it's mother's chest. Then It'll go on to to viciously slaughter most of the cast before someone traps it inside an airlock and flushes it in to deep space.


Life would be a lot cooler if Boston were filled with airlocks which flush directly into deep space.

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I think that Mike's kid could find the same fate as Monette's Scotty. They'll take over the lost-and-found box or they'll die trying.

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*Twitch* Mike... actually got laid? More than once, if his explaination if pulling out is to be noted? *Twitch*

Mike got laid by a GIRL no less. At least, I'm assuming that men can't get pregnant still in the Wide World of Randy.

Maybe the kid... although, doubtful, since how smart can his mother be to be screwing Mike, of all creatures... will pop out with some brains, and start trying to run away immediately upon birth. Something along the lines of Stewie from family...

...But without the Brittish Accent. That would just be... Weird.

On a side note, however, I wonder what PeeJee and Aubry will have to say, and I wonder if Davan will produce another wire hanger for Mike's Baby Shower, or if he'll just sit back and watch the ensuing chaos that is a Spawn Of Mike (SOM) that is sure to come?

/end rambling of stupidity...

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I probably should be surprised by the revelation that Mike is a Catholic, but I'm really not. It's probably a mark of bad character that my reasoning behind that has less to do with resonances with Branwen's mother than with the fact that I can easily picture Mike as a pedophile, fifty years from now.

This story has the potential to really improve Mike's character again, something I'm all for. I can also completely see the child being put up for adoption... because after that stupid remark about pulling out because he's Catholic, I absolutely cannot see PeeJee letting him get away with an abortion.

By the way... am I wrong in thinking that it's only extreme Catholics who think that condoms are wrong? Because I distinctly remember hearing about a private Catholic elementary school in my area getting in deep trouble over teaching the kids to put condoms on bananas...

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I thought the whole condoms being condemned thing changed completely, since the catholic church was loosing too many female members (and you can't propogate if you only have males) because they didn't think the church should dictate what happened to their bodies? Could just have misunderstood. Was years ago. Back when life was green. Or was it purple? Bah.

I think this is more just a set up for even MORE Mike fubar's.

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The last time I checked, the Catholic Church still considered any form of contraception (including 'pulling out') other than total abstinance to be a sin. Same goes for pre-marital sex. However some individual Catholics disagree with or ignore the Chruch's teachings in that regard.

Mind you, it's been about eight years since I was a practicing Catholic and some time since I've considered myself a Christian at all.


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Sweet Sister Morphine wrote:
Mind you, it's been about eight years since I was a practicing Catholic and some time since I've considered myself a Christian at all.
I'm telling the archbishop on you!

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Sweet Sister Morphine wrote:
Mind you, it's been about eight years since I was a practicing Catholic and some time since I've considered myself a Christian at all.
I'm telling the archbishop on you!

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Sweet Sister Morphine wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Sweet Sister Morphine wrote:
Mind you, it's been about eight years since I was a practicing Catholic and some time since I've considered myself a Christian at all.
I'm telling the archbishop on you!

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[insert Spanish Inquisition joke here]


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Nicrat wrote:
Sweet Sister Morphine wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Sweet Sister Morphine wrote:
Mind you, it's been about eight years since I was a practicing Catholic and some time since I've considered myself a Christian at all.
I'm telling the archbishop on you!

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I'm curious if people are sincerely shocked that mike had sex with someone and got her pregnant, or if its played up for comic effect. It's not something I'd have anticipated, but...well...in real life there are a lot of jerks who have sex and get ladies pregnant.

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