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 Post subject: I am Kestrel.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:45 am 
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Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:17 am
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So about a week ago I got hit by a car crossing a street in my town. I was thrown onto the hood of the car (whump), I howled, and then I flew to th4e asphalt. My leg cracked, crushed, and broken in a half a dozen places. I was in the hospital for nearly a week, on a morphine drip, and then after surgery and an infection, I was released.

All the time I was in pain the parallel to the Kestrel + car = angry fans made me giggle quite a lot.

I thankfully, didn't lose my pussy as a result of the accident..../obvious joke.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:48 am 
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Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:53 am
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Location: Oxnard, CA
YAYS! YOU JOINED THE BOARD!

Did you notice if the guy in the passenger seat had big poofy hair?

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