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 Post subject: "You've Got MAIL!" (S*P April 10th)
PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:12 pm 
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Yes, somebody needs to screen that e-mail. Spam filters, anyone?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:32 pm 
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i want that notifcation program that they used on that movie "euro trip"

"beep beep....MAIL MOTHERF*CKER!!...beep beep...MAIL MOTHERF*CKER..."

it kills me every time i hear it.

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also wants to get the sound of someones heart breaking as their ringtone

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:39 pm 
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For some reason, the phrase "sound of someone's heart breaking" or anything similar, makes me think of a wet, splooshing or splat sort of sound, as the literal, beating heart of some ingrate is pulled from their bloodied and gaping chest, their rib cage bursting open, and thrown, repeatedly, upon the ground, before being stomped, kicked, and ultimately just... splooshified.

..Is splooshified a word?

Poor Davan, though. I'm sure even he didn't want to know what the email contained, much less have to verbalize it... Over the phone... Word by word. Though, as usual, his response about a new desk was decidedly witty.

/vapid, vacuous ramblings...

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Kitten's_Vixen wrote:
Poor Davan, though. I'm sure even he didn't want to know what the email contained, much less have to verbalize it... Over the phone... Word by word. Though, as usual, his response about a new desk was decidedly witty.


Oh, I don't know. Davan usually doesn't mind making people feel uncomfortable, and reading an e-mail like that, word-for-word, probably qualifies.

And yes, the first order of business should be to burn that desk.


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Makes me wonder what brand of marshmallows Davan would bring to the desk burning... Mmmm, s'mores!

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Blue Sun Missile wrote:
i want that notifcation program that they used on that movie "euro trip"

"beep beep....MAIL MOTHERF*CKER!!...beep beep...MAIL MOTHERF*CKER..."

it kills me every time i hear it.

Blue Sun Missile
also wants to get the sound of someones heart breaking as their ringtone


My father actually has that soundbyte. It also goes off whenever someone on his MSN contacts list signs on. Apparently it gets great reactions when it goes off at work.

However, since he leaves his computer on at night, and doesn't always turn off the speakers, it's been known to scare the hell out of my friends when they sleep over in the living room.

I'm not sure where he found it, but I could email it to you, if you'd like.

(Yes, registering just to say this was ridiculous. I am more than aware.)

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Link to Mail Mother Fucker.

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