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 Post subject: 2006-04-10 #2: "What kind of state are you from, where you can buy a gun at a 7-11 but you need a permit for a harmless riding lizard?"
PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:08 pm 
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Subject says it all.

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Riding lizards aren't harmless. Saw one eat the dog belonging to a family friend's neighbor. "Yip yip!"--"Chomp. Gulp. *Burp*."

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I kind of like Brooke, she could've been a relative I could actually understand in another reality...cept' the whole throttling during sex thing. Insane people either seem more amiable or just hold a special place in my heart; a special place with rubber walls and tree armed, straight-jacket wielding watch wardens.

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she would fit in perfectly here...

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still not quite fitting in yet

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when you are talking about female orgasm....hmm I already forgot what I was saying...

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egets wrote:
when you are talking about female orgasm....hmm I already forgot what I was saying...


Females don't orgasm, its a myth like the Yeti and Taxes.

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actor_au wrote:
egets wrote:
when you are talking about female orgasm....hmm I already forgot what I was saying...


Females don't orgasm, its a myth like the Yeti and Taxes.

Actor.


I'd post a video involving a tongue-chainsaw-thing (instead of sawblades, silicone tongues!), but I can't seem to find it. :roll:

EDIT: Here it is.


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actor_au wrote:
egets wrote:
when you are talking about female orgasm....hmm I already forgot what I was saying...


Females don't orgasm, its a myth like the Yeti and Taxes.

Actor.


I live with a Yeti.

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I wanna riding lizard too! :(

Or at least a ponycar.

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