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 Post subject: men are people too! (s*p 4-19-2006)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:33 am 
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People like this always annoy the batfuck out of me.

" I have to prove MY point, and ill kill/maim/destroy anyone who thinks otherwise"

The problem with simple minded people is that they are the MAJORITY of the world.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:21 pm 
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I wonder how she'd feel if her pic was up instead of Bens. Or even instead of a rapist, have her picture there and labeled as having been possibly raped. *Shrugs* Would be interesting the reactions from that one.

/generic rambling.

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Kitten's_Vixen wrote:
I wonder how she'd feel if her pic was up instead of Bens. Or even instead of a rapist, have her picture there and labeled as having been possibly raped. *Shrugs* Would be interesting the reactions from that one.

/generic rambling.


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 Post subject: Sigh...
PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:11 pm 
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Okay folks: here's how to counter it.

Step one: GIS for a reasonably sized source image: i'm thinking... FBI most wanted.
[img="http://www.vintagedepotdirect.com/media/PS34.jpg"][/img]

not necessarily this particular one, but it's the first i snagged off a GIS.

Second: apply the prankmaster's favorite tool..
[img="http://www.its2.uidaho.edu/photoshop/images/photoshop_for_the_web.gif"][/img]

to include photos of the intended target in the place of the criminal. if possible, use the "pencil sketch" filter to make a photograph of the victim look like a police sketch.

Third: come up with some truely appauling, but believable crimes. three outrageous ones and a "grand theft auto" slapped on in the end will make it believable. "multiple weapons violations" is also a popular one.
[img="http://72.41.89.5/glen/img/court_tv.gif"][/img]

fourth, Include a disclaimer in 2-pont font that runs around the outer edge as the border.

teeny, tiny fonts are really hard to read and smudge really easily, since discrepancy laws have no minimum text size, this can constitute as a legal disclaimer that this is not a real FBI poster.

Fifth: Post these in locations near the rapist warning posters.

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 Post subject: Re: Sigh...
PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:37 pm 
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FoolMarquis wrote:
Okay folks: here's how to counter it.

Step one: GIS for a reasonably sized source image: i'm thinking... FBI most wanted.
Image

not necessarily this particular one, but it's the first i snagged off a GIS.

Second: apply the prankmaster's favorite tool..
Image

to include photos of the intended target in the place of the criminal. if possible, use the "pencil sketch" filter to make a photograph of the victim look like a police sketch.

Third: come up with some truely appauling, but believable crimes. three outrageous ones and a "grand theft auto" slapped on in the end will make it believable. "multiple weapons violations" is also a popular one.
Image

fourth, Include a disclaimer in 2-pont font that runs around the outer edge as the border.

teeny, tiny fonts are really hard to read and smudge really easily, since discrepancy laws have no minimum text size, this can constitute as a legal disclaimer that this is not a real FBI poster.

Fifth: Post these in locations near the rapist warning posters.

Fix'd

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Heh heh, rabid university political activists. How well I remember them. :lol:

Mind you, my memory has recently been freshened by being stuck at my old uni for about an hour with nothing to read but the campus magazine.

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Heh heh, rabid university political activists. How well I remember them. :lol:

Mind you, my memory has recently been freshened by being stuck at my old uni for about an hour with nothing to read but the campus magazine.

Semper?

Oh you poor devil.

I was once trying to read that magazine at lunch, I got to this great article where the writer talked about going to Woomera and breaking some fences and letting a ton of people out and driving one of them back to the city before getting stopped by the cops.
I learnt later that my Union fees had paid for part of that trip.

And thats why I hate democracy.

Actor.

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Semper?


Yes.

[breaks down and weeps]

It was horrible! The banality! The self-righteousness! The mistaken belief that anybody is interested in reading about some guy's night at the pub! :cry:

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