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 Post subject: Two Words For Men Like You (S*P May Day)
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:29 pm 
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There have been many times when I wished I had that kind of power over others.


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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:46 pm 
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Hell yes. Mind you, I'd happily settle for the ability to exact physical violence on people without being subsequently dragged in front of a court.

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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:58 pm 
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I'd prefer something simpler...

I'd just like the ability to know how to make people shut the fuck up, asap, the second they become offensive to me.

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I'd like it if I were desireable.

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 Post subject: Oh, on any forum I'm not an admin on this would get me banned. What I'm about to say is that offensive to all races, creeds and genders.
PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 12:47 am 
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KIBO wrote:
I'd prefer something simpler...

I'd just like the ability to know how to make people shut the fuck up, asap, the second they become offensive to me.

-KIBO

I'm going to type this in code, because thats what I'm thinking like right now, I'm a machine, an insult machine.

Code:
You know something I think that you are so full of so much                         
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                         
                                                     yellow communism                                                 
                                                                                                       
                           godfather of the owner of TDK                                                               
                 
  hitler was right? Of course                                                                                                       
                                                                                                       
        someone like you would argue like that                                                                                               
                                                                                                           
                              people of certain types, enjoying grapefruit.             
                                                                                                         
                                                                                                     
         your purple underpants found in my sink                                         
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                         
And you don't have any powers to make people shut up either....


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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:14 am 
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I think I'd rather the power to shut them up BEFORE they became offensive to me. But then, they're usually offensive before they open their mouths.

Idiots.

Awsome strip.

/rambling sillies.

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Am I the last person in the world who doesn't really care about offense?

I mean, come on. People are going to say things that offend. There's no way to stop it. Why even worry about it. Let people say and think what they want.



The only thing I cannot stand is someone to tickle my face when I'm asleep. My stepsister tickled my nose with a feather, and I punched her in the jaw involuntarily (I was still asleep). I dislocated it.


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You know, something came to me about one of the attacks Jason's character mentioned, specifically the heart-squeeze one.

Has Randy read any of Larry Niven's "Gil 'the ARM' Hamilton" short stories (collected in the anthology Flatlander)?

The series name character was an asteroid belt miner who lost his arm to flying rock debris when he was blasting a roid (to mine for resources), and later found that he had developed a psychic arm (for lack of a better term) to replace the physical one he lost (and later got replaced with a transplant, though the psychic arm remained even with a pair of physical ones). I forget which story it's in, but he uses just that attack, squeezing the bad guy's heart to kill him before said bad guy gets around to killing the hero.

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Kudos to Randy for utilizing the Spellslinger system. At least, that's what it looks like. I could be wrong.

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krylex wrote:
Am I the last person in the world who doesn't really care about offense?


Well that depends. I think that people should be able to express their views, even when they offend somebody (including me). However I do care when somebody does something to offend me, otherwise it wouldn't be offensive. :-?

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 12:42 am 
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krylex wrote:
Am I the last person in the world who doesn't really care about offense?


Lemme reitterate.

Texan: Well, my friend told me that I could make my intraboxx work faster if it was upside-down!

That's offensive.

...actor.... um... I don't understand... but I think I like it.

-KIBO

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KIBO wrote:
krylex wrote:
Am I the last person in the world who doesn't really care about offense?


Lemme reitterate.

Texan: Well, my friend told me that I could make my intraboxx work faster if it was upside-down!

That's offensive.

...actor.... um... I don't understand... but I think I like it.

-KIBO


Yes, stupidity is offensive. Its hardly restricted to geographic region, however.


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