ZOMBIE FORUMS

It's a stinking, shambling corpse grotesquely parodying life.
It is currently Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:15 am

All times are UTC - 8 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 20 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Hatred burns Calories (may 17th S*P)
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:45 am 
Offline
Native
User avatar

Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:17 am
Posts: 871
Location: New York City
maybe it is just me, but for some reason I expected Karisma to not be burned for life for some reason. Maybe its the fact that in the back of my mind I still consider web comics as a sort of cartoonish world where you get right back up after the anvil falls on you.

Im glad to see that Davan doesn't take karisma's (name is ironic by the way, since she has the people skills of a rot weiller with rabies...and you are the vet who has to try to neuter said dog...with tweezers....rusty ones....but I digress...) comments to heart.

Blue Sun Missile
chose the long straw at the vets office

_________________
Image
Pintsize wrote:
"If Aliens ever really tried to contact us, it'd be through the internet, then 4CHAN would probably scare them off"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:51 am 
Offline
PostWhorePornStar
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 13, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10550
Location: Bris-Vegas Australia
Thats possibly the best set up for a joke ever made.

Actor.

_________________
"Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 10:23 am 
Offline
PostWhorePornStar
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 17, 2003 5:00 pm
Posts: 7672
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Its what Randy does.


Now here's a question: Will Actor reach 8000 before I hit 7000?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 2:03 pm 
Offline
PostWhorePornStar
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 20, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 6793
Location: OI!
....Yes.

....No.

....Yesno.

And yay burnt Charisma!

_________________
No. Antidisestablishmentarianism. Enigma. Muraena. Pundit. Malaise. Clusterfuck. Hootenanny.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:02 pm 
Offline
Local
User avatar

Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:56 pm
Posts: 162
Location: The last freedom moped out of Nowhere City
Mmm... cleansing fire.

Er, I mean... good comic. :D

_________________
... and brush yer teeth three times a day. Lord Cthulhu commands it, seeds of man!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:19 pm 
Offline
PostWhorePornStar
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 13, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10550
Location: Bris-Vegas Australia
Of course I will.

Actor.

_________________
"Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:54 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 21, 2003 3:14 pm
Posts: 2045
hrm... Are there enough burn victim fetishists to keep Kharisma employed at Nerdrotica?

_________________
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:49 pm 
Offline
Tourist

Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:53 am
Posts: 41
Location: Oxnard, CA
She could also go with stuff that would require people to wear masks maybe?

_________________
I wanna write a grand unifying theory about why peoples have ethics when I grows up!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:59 pm 
Offline
Tourist
User avatar

Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:48 am
Posts: 65
I said on the other board that the sappy side of my self wants to see Davan give Kharisma Faye's cute red wig.

But Khari doesn't deserve it yet.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:00 am 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:25 am
Posts: 2560
Location: Seoul, South Korea
I'm pretty sure they have a strictly phone duty... not every woman with a decent voice and grasp of geek terminology is terribly attractive. And, hell, for her photo on their website all it would take is a substantial amount of makeup and someone decent with photoshop and she'd be fine.

... I can't believe I just wasted the ten seconds to speculate on an imaginary phone sex girl's employability...

^-^'

_________________
I <3 Parker


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:15 am 
Offline
PostWhorePornStar
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 17, 2003 5:00 pm
Posts: 7672
Location: Tallahassee, FL
actor_au wrote:
Of course I will.

Actor.


I win.BUT ACTOR IS STILL BETTERER THAN MES! YES HE IS, HE IS!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:18 am 
Offline
PostWhorePornStar
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 13, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10550
Location: Bris-Vegas Australia
Why thank you. <B>I SUCX AND EDITS POSTS OF OTHER ADMINZ!</B>

Actor.

_________________
"Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:48 am 
Offline
PostWhorePornStar
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 17, 2003 5:00 pm
Posts: 7672
Location: Tallahassee, FL
I have not edited anyone's posts.

Whoever did that to Actor, even if it was himself, is genius.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:32 am 
Offline
Native
User avatar

Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:17 am
Posts: 871
Location: New York City
FPilot wrote:
I said on the other board that the sappy side of my self wants to see Davan give Kharisma Faye's cute red wig.

But Khari doesn't deserve it yet.


and she never will.
There is absolutely no reason that he would want to share something of such sentimental value with someone who has the sentimentaily of peach fuzz.

Blue Sun Missile
not sentimental...but semi mental

_________________
Image
Pintsize wrote:
"If Aliens ever really tried to contact us, it'd be through the internet, then 4CHAN would probably scare them off"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:05 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 18, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2428
Location: In the ether, Hand of DM poised for enervation at will
I hope every wig Kharisma gets a hold of catches on fire. She becomes a bitchier SweetTooth, with her head constantly on fire. (Or whatever the fuck that demented clown's name was from Twisted Metal. I only saw the game played once or twice.)

_________________
The scent of Binturong musk is often compared to that of warm popcorn.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:54 pm 
Offline
Native
User avatar

Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:17 am
Posts: 871
Location: New York City
Im waiting for Aubrey to insititue a company wide "No Smoking at work" policy. they can call it the Karisma rule.

Blue Sun Missile
Slows down and uses a lubricant when his wife starts smoking

_________________
Image
Pintsize wrote:
"If Aliens ever really tried to contact us, it'd be through the internet, then 4CHAN would probably scare them off"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:59 pm 
Offline
PostWhorePornStar
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 13, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10550
Location: Bris-Vegas Australia
She should make a list of all the bad things she's ever done and one by one try to ignore what a horrible person she really is.

Actor.

_________________
"Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:56 am 
Offline
Native
User avatar

Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:17 am
Posts: 871
Location: New York City
The problem of that theory is that she is more like a nations government.

they dont see the things that they are doing as "bad"

Blue Sun Missile
..i can see clearly now...the rain has gone...

_________________
Image
Pintsize wrote:
"If Aliens ever really tried to contact us, it'd be through the internet, then 4CHAN would probably scare them off"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:11 am 
Offline
Expatriate
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:10 pm
Posts: 82
Location: The DM's Chair
I don't know, I'd kind of like to see the wig get caught on things... Lots of things... Maybe until she's going through, say, a wig a day and doesn't mind getting paid in wigs. There's got to be some odd hair fettish out there to make *some* freak out there horny (or whatever) enough to ignore all the scaring and burn marks.

...And I'm sure there's someone somewhere who'd get off on hearing her relate her boring story of how she got burned over... and over...

But I digress. Awsome set up at the end of that comic.

/rambling simplicity.

_________________
~*~Chasing Dreams and Catching Butterflies...~*~


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 6:19 am 
Offline
Tourist
User avatar

Joined: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:40 am
Posts: 53
Blue Sun Missile wrote:
The problem of that theory is that she is more like a nations government.

they dont see the things that they are doing as "bad"


Lazarus Long wrote:
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate--and quickly.

_________________
Just some random nohbody.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 20 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 8 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group