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 Post subject: Employee health plan: dont call in unless your dead (S*P)
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:26 pm 
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Like im the only one who noticed her holding a knife when talking about the health plan.

We have a similar plan here, its called DONT GET SICK OR YOUR FIRED

My advice to new people here.
Never waste a good sick day on being sick.
I have literally come in to work with flaming toothaches and coughing up blood, just so I could take a differetn day off because it was too nice outside to go in that day.

And we usually take four hour lunches for movie premeires

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So nice to know that this Angela person is shortly going to experience the sensation of having her lungs filled with sudsy water... that or having her limbs removed with a sharp metal sign. Possibly both.

Our company has no health plan. We should fix that.

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Imp-Chan wrote:
So nice to know that this Angela person is shortly going to experience the sensation of having her lungs filled with sudsy water... that or having her limbs removed with a sharp metal sign. Possibly both.

Our company has no health plan. We should fix that.

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There should be financial companies around there (if not, I can hook you up with some down here) that can help you not only get health benefits, but retirement benefits set up as well. Sure, the company will have to pay all of your benefits in, but that's just more tax write offs and you get insurance!


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