I have TWO kids...
and proof that my daughter is truely mine...
She is having dinner with her aunt.
Her aunt tell her she better eat all her food or "I'll do something to ya"
to which my daughter replies "if you do something to me, then I will do something to YOU"
after giggling has commences, her aunt asks her "what are you going to do to me?"
My daughter raises her fist...squints her eye and goes
"AAAARRRRRRRRRRRR"
her aunt asks here what is that supposed to be, and my daughter says
IM A PIRATE!!!
Blue Sun Missile
the Proudest Pappy in the world.
next time ill tell you about my son giving me a cheap shot to the nuts when play fighting. (Every dad has had this happen at LEAST once)
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