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 Post subject: 10/19 - "former friend"
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:46 am 
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To be witness to the verbal bitchslap equivalent of a Louisville Slugger upside the head (if fictional) is a beautiful thing.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:36 am 
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Pretty true.

I'd rather have confirmation that I'd actually touched a girl who was willing than be friends with the type of person that would feel betrayed if I fell in love.

Actor.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:13 pm 
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Tamara sure regained her figure quickly.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:47 pm 
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Hey! Some of us don't really ever loose our figure, save that last month of hel... I mean glorious pregnancy... *grumbles* Still....

I didn't think she was that skinny before they got pregnant. Thought she was always kind of chunky.

/rambling observations...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:13 am 
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I have TWO kids...
and proof that my daughter is truely mine...

She is having dinner with her aunt.
Her aunt tell her she better eat all her food or "I'll do something to ya"
to which my daughter replies "if you do something to me, then I will do something to YOU"
after giggling has commences, her aunt asks her "what are you going to do to me?"

My daughter raises her fist...squints her eye and goes

"AAAARRRRRRRRRRRR"

her aunt asks here what is that supposed to be, and my daughter says

IM A PIRATE!!!

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the Proudest Pappy in the world.

next time ill tell you about my son giving me a cheap shot to the nuts when play fighting. (Every dad has had this happen at LEAST once)

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