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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:01 pm 
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How come the worst fate Randy can imagine for his creations is homosexuality? :-D


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I'm not quite sure where you're getting that. Masturbating isn't, in and of itself, a sign of homosexuality. Plenty of totally straight people without the slightest inclination to even curiosity about homosexuality masturbate, without threatening their sexual orientation.

(Whether they're honest about spanking off is another issue, and beyond the scope of this post. :-P )

[edit - When did they change the text that calls the :-P smiley?]

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No, Randy offered Rippy something for his mouth, which is usually not the same as self-loving.


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I want Randy to make a stuffed version of the cock dog sooooo much.


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hcobb wrote:
No, Randy offered Rippy something for his mouth, which is usually not the same as self-loving.
There is a slight difference between homosexuality and sucking one's own dick, though. That difference is herein crucial.

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Ozymandias wrote:
hcobb wrote:
No, Randy offered Rippy something for his mouth, which is usually not the same as self-loving.
There is a slight difference between homosexuality and sucking one's own dick, though. That difference is herein crucial.
That's a flexible position to take.


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hcobb wrote:
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hcobb wrote:
No, Randy offered Rippy something for his mouth, which is usually not the same as self-loving.
There is a slight difference between homosexuality and sucking one's own dick, though. That difference is herein crucial.
That's a flexible position to take.
Either dire humour or simply illogical; is self-pleasuring with the hand homsexual? And the difference between that and using the mouth is precisely what?

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Ozymandias wrote:
hcobb wrote:
Ozymandias wrote:
hcobb wrote:
No, Randy offered Rippy something for his mouth, which is usually not the same as self-loving.
There is a slight difference between homosexuality and sucking one's own dick, though. That difference is herein crucial.
That's a flexible position to take.
Either dire humour or simply illogical; is self-pleasuring with the hand homsexual? And the difference between that and using the mouth is precisely what?


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