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 Post subject: I am watching every little thing you do!
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I prefer the old ezelek that used to be around here. This new one seems overly forced.


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Dexter is going to annihilate Doakes in the next series, I can feel it.

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Dexter is going to annihilate Doakes in the next series, I can feel it.

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Its from Dexter.

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Has anyone heard when the second season is supposed to begin?

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True Fact: I once watched Ezelek eat American Biscuits and Gravy AND WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.

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True Fact: I once watched Ezelek eat American Biscuits and Gravy AND WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.


i call bullshit.

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True Fact: I once watched Ezelek eat American Biscuits and Gravy AND WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.


I don't get it.

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Skjie wrote:
True Fact: I once watched Ezelek eat American Biscuits and Gravy AND WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.


i call bullshit.


We were in like, Lebanon, Ohio in a diner that had not yet heard that smoking indoors is unsafe for basically everything. The gravy was able to stand up against gravity on it's own.

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Skjie wrote:
madadric wrote:
Skjie wrote:
True Fact: I once watched Ezelek eat American Biscuits and Gravy AND WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.


i call bullshit.


We were in like, Lebanon, Ohio in a diner that had not yet heard that smoking indoors is unsafe for basically everything. The gravy was able to stand up against gravity on it's own.


Time to toughen up, boy!

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Skjie wrote:
madadric wrote:
Skjie wrote:
True Fact: I once watched Ezelek eat American Biscuits and Gravy AND WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.


i call bullshit.


We were <b>within 100 miles of Cincinnati</b> in a diner that had not yet heard that smoking indoors is unsafe for basically everything. The gravy was able to stand up against gravity on it's own.


A. That's your problem right there.
B. Gravy is supposed to be <i>liquid meat</i>, not that runny stuff.
Mmmmmm.... Graaaaaavy

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Thinman wrote:
Skjie wrote:
madadric wrote:
Skjie wrote:
True Fact: I once watched Ezelek eat American Biscuits and Gravy AND WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.


i call bullshit.


We were <b>within 100 miles of Cincinnati</b> in a diner that had not yet heard that smoking indoors is unsafe for basically everything. The gravy was able to stand up against gravity on it's own.


A. That's your problem right there.
B. Gravy is supposed to be <i>liquid meat</i>, not that runny stuff.
Mmmmmm.... Graaaaaavy

The gravy was more meat than liquid. Twisted, and evil.

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Ezelek wrote:
Thinman wrote:
Skjie wrote:
madadric wrote:
Skjie wrote:
True Fact: I once watched Ezelek eat American Biscuits and Gravy AND WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.


i call bullshit.


We were <b>within 100 miles of Cincinnati</b> in a diner that had not yet heard that smoking indoors is unsafe for basically everything. The gravy was able to stand up against gravity on it's own.


A. That's your problem right there.
B. Gravy is supposed to be <i>liquid meat</i>, not that runny stuff.
Mmmmmm.... Graaaaaavy

The gravy was more meat than liquid. Twisted, and evil.


You cannot escape your destiny (Eating gross gravy).

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 Post subject: Also, it makes me hungry for gravy
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Ezelek wrote:
Thinman wrote:
Skjie wrote:
madadric wrote:
Skjie wrote:
True Fact: I once watched Ezelek eat American Biscuits and Gravy AND WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.


i call bullshit.


We were <b>within 100 miles of Cincinnati</b> in a diner that had not yet heard that smoking indoors is unsafe for basically everything. The gravy was able to stand up against gravity on it's own.


A. That's your problem right there.
B. Gravy is supposed to be <i>liquid meat</i>, not that runny stuff.
Mmmmmm.... Graaaaaavy

The gravy was more meat than liquid. Twisted, and evil.

That means you got your money's worth!



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