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I'm an enourmous faggot. Ask me about being an enormous faggot. That's what this thread is for. It's informative.


Oh lawdy I am so interested! Please tell me how it feels to be such an enormous faggot. I simply must know!!!

I hope it goes something like 'being an enormous faggot feels just like banging my librarian girlfriend or whatever she is and then posting about it on an internet forum inhabited by self confessed trolls and then bitching about the fact that they told me to go cry more'.

I simply cannot get enough information about your traffic warden fiance. Tell me more.

I hope she's a dickgirl. That would make you so much cooler and you would totally have Labrat's respect after all this time trying to impress him and make him believe that you were the many vagina blessed orifice he's been looking for all these years.

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I'm going to bang my teacher. is this awesome? Y/N

tits or GTFO


i concur. TITS PLOX.

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BAW BAW BAW internet fight i'm still an idiot


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I <3 this place.

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Dear admins,
Lock thread plzkthx and replace all comments with pictures of kittens.

Lots of love,
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BAW BAW BAW internet fight i'm still an idiot


Improper use of Baw Baw. Foul, 10 years, repeat 2nd down.

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this thread still lacks any tits bar a cartoon approximation of onion's, and fapping to my own pictures is like incest.

THIS SITUATION IS UNTENABLE.

TITS PLOX

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I don't know how I'm managing to not spontaneously bleed to death.


Go.

Cry.

More.

Or you know, if arguing on the internet makes you so stupid then stop doing it. It's like people always say - argue with morons and you'll be mistaken for one.

Allow me to be clear here, lest you fail to grasp my meaning.

You are calling me a moron. For arguing with you on the internet. During an argument you are perpetuating by reciprocating to my insults with more insults.

If I am a moron, then you are also a moron.

Enjoy your stay in the Retard Re-homing Village and Hospice. The nuts are complimentary and although I'm allowed to leave on a day pass I'm afraid you are a terminal patient.

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PROTIP: Being a tit isn't showin me tits.

ATTRACTIVE HUMAN FEMALE MAMMARY GLANDS IF YOU PLEASE.

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SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

P.S. The hate makes me love this place so much!

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don't ruin it with your unsexy words i'm trying to fap here.

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I'm asking the internet if I should have sex with a girl. :psyduck:

Obviously I am getting more than you! :V

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Artist's impression of EC's teacher.

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Summation of the thread:

Round 1:

EC: shuld i hump wimminz?
People: Well...
Ezzems: YOU ASKED OUR OPINION? GTFO.
Onion: LOVE ME
EC: wut th efuck gieS?

Round 2:

Onion: lol i need a bridge lol
EC: gtfo
People: Tits, please.
More people: This is the reason I come here.
Vass: Image
Sair: Illegal play!
Onion: BAW BAW BAW NO U BAW BAW BAW
More People: Image
Ezzems: Back once again for the renegade master!
Vass: Loli teachers are hot.

... I think that about covers it.

EDIT: Missed a spot.

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Yeah. My shouting is all about wanting love.

It makes me so cuddly as well.

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Artist's impression of EC's teacher.

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YES.

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Ezelek wrote:
Obviously I am getting more than you! :V


you use smily faces... you're obviously not


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ramble ramble ramble


go back to camwhoring onion. you at least might serve a purpose with that


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Artist's impression of EC's teacher.


she actually is blond. GASP


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Dear admins,
Lock thread plzkthx and replace all comments with pictures of kittens.

Lots of love,
Kittens.


since they are fighting....
Image
lets make it cute


Lots of love too
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ramble ramble ramble


go back to camwhoring onion. you at least might serve a purpose with that


Baby baby baby, You sure are testy today. Aint that teachers assistant giving you enough of the love?

I could fire up the old camera and take your some real purty pictures of my labia that would help you out with that.

Or you could die in a fire.

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ramble ramble ramble


go back to camwhoring onion. you at least might serve a purpose with that


Baby baby baby, You sure are testy today. Aint that teachers assistant giving you enough of the love?

I could fire up the old camera and take your some real purty pictures of my labia that would help you out with that.

Or you could die in a fire.


if E.C. goes the way of the fire..can the rest of us get the pics?

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