Worst video game of the 90's

Edible Corpse · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2001 5:00 pm **Posts:** 2558

Ryven wrote:

DIE IN A FIRE

...and yes, I did like FF7. But not as much as I liked FF9. [/color]

if i remmeber you hated Aeris for being an attention whore or something

Skjie · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 8:18 pm

I remember hating FFVII for making NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER.

Man, let's totally kill off one of the major characters because we can't write a plot to save our fucking lives even though the party has a fucking ton of Phoenix Downs.

Seriously, Squall was emo, but there weren't half the retarded plot holes in VIII.

onion · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 8:51 pm

Skjie wrote:

I remember hating FFVII for making NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER.

Man, let's totally kill off one of the major characters because we can't write a plot to save our fucking lives even though the party has a fucking ton of Phoenix Downs.

Actually FFVII was about the death of one of the producers mothers.

Hence the major character death.

And the influence on the plot being about accepting both life and death as they are.

actor_au · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 9:27 pm

Go away, the men are talking about how much we hated something.

Grrr.

And I really hated this game called Clamates on SNES. It was impossible to play without going insane from the level design. You had to change species every five minutes to beat each level and then when you beat it you had to mess around with the world map to solve puzzles to get to the next level in which you would have to change species yet again multiple times in order to unlock bits of these incoherent levels in order to finish. We(my neighbours my brother and me would play games at their place over the weekends) would have to as a group memorise pretty much every level in order to beat them.
Grrr*2.

Actor.

Labrat · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 10:24 pm

They are fucking Japanese. They are supposed to kill their own mothers, turn them into charcoal, and have sweet incendiary sex with whatever fire elemental rises from the resulting blaze. And then draw hentai about it.

It was part of the treaty they signed with us after we nuked two of their cities with a spare pair of my testicles. If I remember correctly, it was in reparation for the partial destruction of Long Island by Voltron. Thank Pazuzu that New Jersey sent the statue of liberty to back up the mecha more commonly known as the empire state building.
...
Curse you Voltron!

Ryven · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 10:28 pm

Edible Corpse wrote:

Ryven wrote:

DIE IN A FIRE

...and yes, I did like FF7. But not as much as I liked FF9. [/color]

if i remmeber you hated Aeris for being an attention whore or something

Yeah. I thought she was a useless bimbo, and a uniquely stupid one at that. "TEE HEE! All I can do is heal and cast some magic, maybe! Ooops! I'm captured! Oops! I'm captured again! Let me wedge myself into your party! Tee hee! Cloud should date me! Tee hee! I can totally solve the Sephiroth problem myself! Tee hee! Oops, there's a sword through my tits! How'd that happen? Will it make Cloud sleep with me? Oh, there goes the HOLY FUCKING MATERIA, WHICH I HAD THE ENTIRE TIME, BUT WAS TOO STUPID TO LOOK IN A GODDAMN MIRROR AND MAKE FUCKING INFERENCE."

.... going to bed now. I need sleep.

Labrat · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 10:32 pm

I don't complain.
Mainly because of the hentai.

Vass · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 10:36 pm

Labrat wrote:

They are fucking Japanese. They are supposed to kill their own mothers, turn them into charcoal, and have sweet incendiary sex with whatever fire elemental rises from the resulting blaze. And then draw hentai about it.

It was part of the treaty they signed with us after we nuked two of their cities with a spare pair of my testicles. If I remember correctly, it was in reparation for the partial destruction of Long Island by Voltron. Thank Pazuzu that New Jersey sent the statue of liberty to back up the mecha more commonly known as the empire state building.
...
Curse you Voltron!

Hi! It still looks like you think that talking about your penis makes you funny. We here at the Department of the Internets would kindly like to remind you that it stopped being funny two years ago and to find a new joke, or perhaps even not bother finding a replacement joke at all. With that in mind we would suggest the following quote be used as a replacement for your post.

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They are fucking Japanese. They are supposed to kill their own mothers, turn them into charcoal, and have sweet incendiary sex with whatever fire elemental rises from the resulting blaze. And then draw hentai about it.

Such alterations would prove beneficial to the continued peace and prosperity of these forums.

Yours sincerely,
The Department of the Internets.

Rusty · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 4:34 am

Vass wrote:

Labrat wrote:

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Hi! It still looks like you think that talking about your penis makes you funny. We here at the Department of the Internets would kindly like to remind you that it stopped being funny two years ago and to find a new joke, or perhaps even not bother finding a replacement joke at all. With that in mind we would suggest the following quote be used as a replacement for your post.

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Such alterations would prove beneficial to the continued peace and prosperity of these forums.

Yours sincerely,
The Department of the Internets.

You're... You're from the internet?

Vass · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 5:24 am

Rusty wrote:

You're... You're from the internet?

Sair · **Joined:** Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:36 am **Posts:** 1512

It's a tricycle... for grownups!

Skjie · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 9:33 am

onion wrote:

Skjie wrote:

I remember hating FFVII for making NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER.

Man, let's totally kill off one of the major characters because we can't write a plot to save our fucking lives even though the party has a fucking ton of Phoenix Downs.

Actually FFVII was about the death of one of the producers mothers.

Hence the major character death.

And the influence on the plot being about accepting both life and death as they are.

Ah, so I really shouldn't have used Phoenix downs all the times that I died. Seriously, that was one of the most retarded plot holes in history.

Internet rumour has it that apparently they were going to have a sidequest at the end of the game to bring her back and get the Holy Materia, but ran out of money to do it. That possibly might've made saved FFVII a little bit.

Labrat · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 2:22 pm

Note: Technically that joke only involved my testes... and then only as a minor sidenote.
Mostly it revolved around the Japanese living in a pornographic Mushroom Kingdom with mecha.

Just wait. You know that somebody is going to have Mario do Katamari Damacy. And then draw hentai about it.
...
Which, oddly enough, I would buy.

Also, please remember where you are. Kyhm Forums is founded on the triad that is retardation, perversity, and offensiveness. Since I have barely posted for several months, you can think of it as my getting back to basics.

Don't write me off. There are many uses for Labrat.

Yes. I suck at drawing so very bad.

onion · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 3:34 pm

Skjie wrote:

onion wrote:

Skjie wrote:

I remember hating FFVII for making NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER.

Man, let's totally kill off one of the major characters because we can't write a plot to save our fucking lives even though the party has a fucking ton of Phoenix Downs.

Actually FFVII was about the death of one of the producers mothers.

Hence the major character death.

And the influence on the plot being about accepting both life and death as they are.

Ah, so I really shouldn't have used Phoenix downs all the times that I died. Seriously, that was one of the most retarded plot holes in history.

Internet rumour has it that apparently they were going to have a sidequest at the end of the game to bring her back and get the Holy Materia, but ran out of money to do it. That possibly might've made saved FFVII a little bit.

INTERNET RUMORS: ALWAYS CORRECT!

Labrat · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 5:07 pm

Further proof that screaming is ok only so long as you have breasteses.

Insane_Megalomaniac · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 5:37 pm

Labrat wrote:

Note: Technically that joke only involved my testes... and then only as a minor sidenote.
Mostly it revolved around the Japanese living in a pornographic Mushroom Kingdom with mecha.

Just wait. You know that somebody is going to have Mario do Katamari Damacy. And then draw hentai about it.
...
Which, oddly enough, I would buy.

Also, please remember where you are. Kyhm Forums is founded on the triad that is retardation, perversity, and offensiveness. Since I have barely posted for several months, you can think of it as my getting back to basics.

Don't write me off. There are many uses for Labrat.
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Yes. I suck at drawing so very bad.

I'm sure someone will be along shortly to post the Mario RPG hentai.

onion · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:26 pm

Labrat wrote:

Further proof that screaming is ok only so long as you have breasteses.

It's not shouting. It's typing.

Because this is the internet.

Just to clarify that with you in case you're confused.

Rusty · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 1:10 am

onion wrote:

INTERNET RUMORS: ALWAYS CORRECT!

After what I heard about you, a barrel of lard, twenty chinchillas, a small man who makes his home on the Iberian peninsula, and a slip'n'slide, I've become unable to sleep at night.

Make the hurting stop.

onion · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 1:13 am

No.

Sorry.

Sair · **Joined:** Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:36 am **Posts:** 1512

onion wrote:

No.

Sorry.

Or perhaps yes?

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