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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 8:58 pm 
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My girlfriend is currently holding her cooter hostage and is barring me access unless I advertise keiichi.net for her. *sob*
Its only slightly more pretentious than a musical about Hellen Keller. With ninjas.

Now go brave the suck before I have to relieve my sexual frustration on you.


Which one on the "about" page is your girlfriend?

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None of the above. Just a scary woman who would be struck deaf if there really was a benevolent diety somewhere up there. It is my personal theory that she was breastfed as a baby to the tune of rabid chimpanzees being gradually dipped in a vat of ultra-potent acid. It would explain a lot.

In any case, the nookie hazard has abated. Please return to your normal state of wild panic and rampant looting.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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Labrat wrote:
None of the above. Just a scary woman who would be struck deaf if there really was a benevolent diety somewhere up there. It is my personal theory that she was breastfed as a baby to the tune of rabid chimpanzees being gradually dipped in a vat of ultra-potent acid. It would explain a lot.

In any case, the nookie hazard has abated. Please return to your normal state of wild panic and rampant looting.

Hi! It looks like your retarded bullshit limiter is broken. We here at the Department of the Internets feel that we should suggest how you cos rewrite the above post for the sake of your continued standing in the community.

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None of the above. Just a scary woman who I know.

In any case, she appears to be acting less psychotic now. Please return to your normal state of wild panic and rampant looting.


As you can see, the above rewrite removes much of the retardedness and pointless bullshit that people are beginning to tire of from your post. Please keep this in mind when making future posts.

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Vass wrote:
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None of the above. Just a scary woman who would be struck deaf if there really was a benevolent diety somewhere up there. It is my personal theory that she was breastfed as a baby to the tune of rabid chimpanzees being gradually dipped in a vat of ultra-potent acid. It would explain a lot.

In any case, the nookie hazard has abated. Please return to your normal state of wild panic and rampant looting.

Hi! It looks like your retarded bullshit limiter is broken. We here at the Department of the Internets feel that we should suggest how you cos rewrite the above post for the sake of your continued standing in the community.

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None of the above. Just a scary woman who I know.

In any case, she appears to be acting less psychotic now. Please return to your normal state of wild panic and rampant looting.


As you can see, the above rewrite removes much of the retardedness and pointless bullshit that people are beginning to tire of from your post. Please keep this in mind when making future posts.

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Seconded

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http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html
That is all.

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Immanio wrote:
http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html
That is all.


Porn Star or My Little Pony?

Your score: 0 out of 12

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Well.... this explains much.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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 Post subject: I actually don't mind the post (could be less Markov-chain-esque, maybe) but just couldn't pass up the opportunity for temporally-misplaced groupthink. And a subject line longer than my post.
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onion wrote:
Vass wrote:
Labrat wrote:
None of the above. Just a scary woman who would be struck deaf if there really was a benevolent diety somewhere up there. It is my personal theory that she was breastfed as a baby to the tune of rabid chimpanzees being gradually dipped in a vat of ultra-potent acid. It would explain a lot.

In any case, the nookie hazard has abated. Please return to your normal state of wild panic and rampant looting.

Hi! It looks like your retarded bullshit limiter is broken. We here at the Department of the Internets feel that we should suggest how you cos rewrite the above post for the sake of your continued standing in the community.

Quote:
None of the above. Just a scary woman who I know.

In any case, she appears to be acting less psychotic now. Please return to your normal state of wild panic and rampant looting.


As you can see, the above rewrite removes much of the retardedness and pointless bullshit that people are beginning to tire of from your post. Please keep this in mind when making future posts.

Sincerely,
Department of the Internets.


Seconded

Heartily,
The Department of Retardation Limitation.


Fifthed.

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EDIT: Also, happy 5000th post to Vass! There will be pastel-colored pony sex in my long-delayed STOAT EPIC™, just for you.

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