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 Post subject: ::obligatory post-count achievement thread::
PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:40 pm 
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1000 posts. Woo.

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 Post subject: Congrats
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... What's there to discuss?

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Congratulations, Warky. You got there in the end. LIKE A SLOW WHORE. Probably without the whoring. So like a Slow.

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... My post penis, it is lacking.

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TRIPODAL PERSON!
SPIRALED PROTON!
PISTOL PARDONER!
ORLANDO TIPPERS!
ODORANT SLIPPER!
DROOPIER PLANTS!

Oh... and congratz Wark!

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Nice work Wark.

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Thou art a postwhore. Hey, if I=Wark/2 than what am I? A half post whore?

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My intarweb penis is bigger.

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And mine bigger still, but those whores who have 3k plus are the biggest. Course, I'm not too sad having only an "average size" interweb penis. I don't scare away the little people, and I so do love little people. They taste good.

And the thought of Darkie with a penis of any sort, especial in the same order of magnitude in size as mine, is disturbing. I'm going to go bleach my mind now.

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And the thought of Darkie with a penis of any sort, especial in the same order of magnitude in size as mine, is disturbing. I'm going to go bleach my <b>pubic hair</b> now.


Fixed it for you ^_^

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Ah, you people and your e-penises...

::looks at who started this topic::

Ah... right.


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ptlis wrote:
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And the thought of Darkie with a penis of any sort, especial in the same order of magnitude in size as mine, is <b>unbelievably sexy</b>. I'm going to go bleach my <b>pubic hair</b> now.


Fixed it for you ^_^

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I have a just above normal size. Enough to say "I'm Big" Not not too large to... I can't finish this with a streight face... or spelling correctly.

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Congrats Wark.


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Hm.

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Me thinks he needs special elastic pants to contain his gigantic *artificial* e-penis.

I don't spam much so It'll be about 2005 before I get a thousand posts.


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/me smacks his post cock, to make sure he still has it's attention.

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Rae wrote:
And the thought of Darkie with a penis of any sort, especial in the same order of magnitude in size as mine, is disturbing. I'm going to go bleach my mind now.

-RtSG


Then I guess Darkie and my's plan to get a 15" mechanical strap on and take pictues of lesbian action is going to disturb you even more ^_~

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.... I've been here over a year now, and am still under 300. :x

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