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 Post subject: Blizzard's new game: Starcraft 2
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:19 pm 
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Learning this has made my internal organs violently implode out of sheer excitement. My blood tears are blood tears of joy... or a sign that I have mere seconds to live.

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Even though the graphic seems good, I really hope that SC2 would be a different game. Different from SC1 I mean.
The difference between SC2 and SC1 should be atleast like the difference between WC3 and WC2. I shure hope that this would be the case.

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I liked Starcraft for the story and the UMS games.



Hopefully the map editor kicks some serious ass.


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Gazing Rabbit wrote:
Even though the graphic seems good, I really hope that SC2 would be a different game. Different from SC1 I mean.
The difference between SC2 and SC1 should be atleast like the difference between WC3 and WC2. I shure hope that this would be the case.


From what I heard, all the returning units have new abilities they did not have in SC1, and there are a crapload of new units as well.

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Worst game of the '00s. 8-)

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Worst game of the '00s. 8-)


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The Ownerer will be pleased with this news.

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<s>My English sucks today, doesn't it?</s>
Five dolla sucky-sucky. Me love you lon time GI.

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Learning this has made my internal organs violently implode out of sheer excitement. My blood tears are blood tears of joy... or a sign that I have mere seconds to live.

What does it mean when you secrete tears of spooge?
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At last South Korea will fall as far as North Korea.

They are going to be ruled by a SSJ Danny DeVito?
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Are you sure you aren't a 14 year old girl hopped up on meth?
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Even though the graphic seems good[...]


Compared to starcraft sure, but in the grand scheme of things? No! My first reaction on seeing the screenshots is that Tiberium Wars is disgustingly better graphically.

I'm kinda excited but not too much so - until i've at least played a demo i'll be cynical.

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Even though the graphic seems good[...]


Compared to starcraft sure, but in the grand scheme of things? No! My first reaction on seeing the screenshots is that Tiberium Wars is disgustingly better graphically.

I'm kinda excited but not too much so - until i've at least played a demo i'll be cynical.

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The difference being that C&C3 runs like shit, while this will probably run like Michael Johnson. And also, have you seen the gameplay vids? It looked mighty purty to me.

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The difference being that C&C3 runs like shit, while this will probably run like Michael Johnson. And also, have you seen the gameplay vids? It looked mighty purty to me.

Are you playing C&C 3: Tiberium Wars - Shitty Edition? Because it is running smooth like a criminal for me.

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The difference being that C&C3 runs like shit, while this will probably run like Michael Johnson. And also, have you seen the gameplay vids? It looked mighty purty to me.

Are you playing C&C 3: Tiberium Wars - Shitty Edition? Because it is running smooth like a criminal for me.


I played the demo version and it was like chug chug chug chug

Maybe because I wanted to run in 1680 x 1050 but WHATEVER

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Gias wrote:
Learning this has made my internal organs violently implode out of sheer excitement. My blood tears are blood tears of joy... or a sign that I have mere seconds to live.

What does it mean when you secrete tears of spooge?


Now, I'm no doctor or some such, but I'd hazard to guess that you either desperately, desperately need to shoot a load off, and likely have testicles the size of baby whales that writhe and twitch like the Brenda flesh-ball monster from Slither, or you just had a truly horrific accident in a sperm bank of comic book proportions, that undoubtedly involves some sort of strange chemical(s) in a new experimental lube being used for prostate massage. If that's the case, I'd much rather not know the details, Spooge-Man. Come to think of it, I'm not particularly keen on knowing of the nature of your spooge-powers either, but I wouldn't be surprised if the global birthrate soars exponentially because of it, as I'm sure your mutant offspring will make quite filling Soylent foodstuffs. Mmm... Soylent burgers... Dammit. Now I'm hungry.

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Gias wrote:
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Gias wrote:
Learning this has made my internal organs violently implode out of sheer excitement. My blood tears are blood tears of joy... or a sign that I have mere seconds to live.

What does it mean when you secrete tears of spooge?

Now, I'm no doctor or some such, but I'd hazard to guess that you either desperately, desperately need to shoot a load off, and likely have testicles the size of baby whales that writhe and twitch like the Brenda flesh-ball monster from Slither, or you just had a truly horrific accident in a sperm bank of comic book proportions, that undoubtedly involves some sort of strange chemical(s) in a new experimental lube being used for prostate massage. If that's the case, I'd much rather not know the details, Spooge-Man. Come to think of it, I'm not particularly keen on knowing of the nature of your spooge-powers either, but I wouldn't be surprised if the global birthrate soars exponentially because of it, as I'm sure your mutant offspring will make quite filling Soylent foodstuffs. Mmm... Soylent burgers... Dammit. Now I'm hungry.

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Gias wrote:
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Gias wrote:
Learning this has made my internal organs violently implode out of sheer excitement. My blood tears are blood tears of joy... or a sign that I have mere seconds to live.

What does it mean when you secrete tears of spooge?


Now, I'm no doctor or some such, but I'd hazard to guess that you either desperately, desperately need to shoot a load off, and likely have testicles the size of baby whales that writhe and twitch like the Brenda flesh-ball monster from Slither, or you just had a truly horrific accident in a sperm bank of comic book proportions, that undoubtedly involves some sort of strange chemical(s) in a new experimental lube being used for prostate massage. If that's the case, I'd much rather not know the details, Spooge-Man. Come to think of it, I'm not particularly keen on knowing of the nature of your spooge-powers either, but I wouldn't be surprised if the global birthrate soars exponentially because of it, as I'm sure your mutant offspring will make quite filling Soylent foodstuffs. Mmm... Soylent burgers... Dammit. Now I'm hungry.

Oh hey Gias, nice avatar.


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