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 Post subject: "My Name is Bruce"
PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 6:11 am 
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B Movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight a real monster in a small town in Oregon.

Sounds amusing. What do you think?


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Great, just what Bruce Campbell needs: more b-movie roles.

He's not getting any younger!

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I like Bruce and I like when celebrities don't take themselves too seriously(Extras, Larry Sanders Show, Frontline and Curb Your Enthusiasm are all brilliant examples of this).
I don't know if it can carry an entire movie however.

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Known about this for awhile and I am generally optomistic.
Pazuzu-willing, this won't end up another 'Man With the Screaming Brain'.

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Labrat wrote:
Known about this for awhile and I am generally optomistic.
Pazuzu-willing, this won't end up another 'Man With the Screaming Brain'.


I remember that one...kind of off-kilter. Wasn't there also Alien Apocalypse with him and Renee O'Connor?

Edit: Yes it was Alien Apocalypse. However, I really loved "Bubba Ho-Tep."

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Known about this for awhile and I am generally optomistic.
Pazuzu-willing, this won't end up another 'Man With the Screaming Brain'.


I remember that one...kind of off-kilter. Wasn't there also Alien Apocalypse with him and Renee O'Connor?

Edit: Yes it was Alien Apocalypse. However, I really loved "Bubba Ho-Tep."


Heheh, Bubba Ho-Tep was a good'un.

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Am I the only one who wants Bruce Campbell to play the part of Sun Wukong in a movie about the Monkey King getting out from under his goddamn mountain here in modern times?
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Yes? Oh well.

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Am I the only one who wants Bruce Campbell to play the part of Sun Wukong in a movie about the Monkey King getting out from under his goddamn mountain here in modern times?
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Yes? Oh well.


I don't think most of us think in that specific of a track but instead would wish the poor bastard would get a Top Actor slot in a Big Screen movie as opposed to the continued B & C class movies he's directed, starred, wrote or created.

Man the guy's overdue. But then again, if he was able to get that top billing in a big movie, would that mean his street cred with the B movie crowds would fall away labelling him as a sellout or would they still welcome them into their sweaty bosoms?

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Movie actors can't really be sellouts.

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Indeed. Spreading your legs and letting anybody with enough money stuff a screenplay into any available orifice is kindof in the job description.

If some rich freak came up to him with the script for a liveaction rendition of 'Hamtaro', he would be legally required by the actor's guild to accept.

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Sair: On an unrelated note, let me ask you something. Why is your deeply androgynous avatar taking a dump in mid air while dangling a pair of giant, glowing anal beads?

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Sair: On an unrelated note, let me ask you something. Why is your deeply androgynous avatar taking a dump in mid air while dangling a pair of giant, glowing anal beads?


Why are you double posting?

In your mind are you on the ES board?

Is that why you think we care?

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Sair: On an unrelated note, let me ask you something. Why is your deeply androgynous avatar taking a dump in mid air while dangling a pair of giant, glowing anal beads?


Labrat never met an edit button he didn't ignore!

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Sair: On an unrelated note, let me ask you something. Why is your deeply androgynous avatar taking a dump in mid air while dangling a pair of giant, glowing anal beads?


Labrat never met an edit button he didn't ignore!


He was probably trying to hit it with his penis...

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onion wrote:
RMG wrote:
Labrat wrote:
Sair: On an unrelated note, let me ask you something. Why is your deeply androgynous avatar taking a dump in mid air while dangling a pair of giant, glowing anal beads?


Labrat never met an edit button he didn't ignore!


He was probably trying to hit it with his penis...


Maybe he'll hit himself over the head with it so he'll stop posting.

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What's with all the random Labrat hating lately :(

Anyway, double posting is a

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What's with all the random Labrat hating lately :(

Overused memes are not funny. They are stale and lame.

If you don't believe me, I can start incorporating lines from all your base into every third post I make and wait for you to complain.

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