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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:29 pm 
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A man who claimed he was a werewolf when he broke into a woman's apartment has been sentenced to six months in jail. Robert Marsh, 40, faced charge of criminal trespassing, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct and possession of marijuana.


He pleaded no contest to criminal trespass as part of a plea deal and the other charges were dropped.


He was accused of breaking through the deadbolt of a woman's apartment around 3 a.m. March 1 and grabbed the woman's arm, according to the criminal complaint.


He frightened the woman when he told her he was a werewolf, had powers and was involved in a witch religion, the complaint said. When police arrested Marsh, he told them he was a werewolf who could change forms, the complaint said.


The woman said she had been letting Marsh stay with her since his release from prison several days earlier because he was homeless, the complaint said. While he was there he drank, did not sleep and was often incoherent, according to the criminal complaint.


Fond du Lac County Circuit Court Judge Robert Wirtz sentenced Marsh this week.

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If you want werewolves go here:
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Or here or here or here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1796942/1/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1939568/1/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2848987/1/

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Or here:
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Werewolves, vampires, American Idol contestants, whatever. They're all my bitches.

Except the Captain from Hellsing. He's cool. We hit the strip joints together. Of course, we're both lousy tippers, so we don't get invited to 'private parties' any more.

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I'm telling you, Vass has perfect hair.

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Why... why did danbooru have to die.
I swear... with two clicks I would have something like 253 pages worth of werewolf porn at my fingertips.

Come back, danbooru! Come back!

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I'm telling you, Vass has perfect hair.

TRUTH!

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He does, however, have a merkin.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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I'm growing my Back Hair, my pubic hair and my leg hair in anticipation of the day I finally go bald and need the ultimate comb-over.

It will be disgusting, but I will not be bald!

Hooray!

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You all fail.

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Sair wrote:
You all fail.

Wahwahwahwah.

This is the first post you've made in this thread that made sense.


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Vass wrote:
Sair wrote:
You all fail.

Wahwahwahwah.

This is the first post you've made <s>in this thread</s> that <s>made</s> makes sense.

I am a poopy head.


Fixed that for you Vass.

And I'm planning on using the Werewolf defence soon in a legal setting, my beard-hair just connected to my chest-hair and my eyebrows connected to my sideburns, once I hook up the back-hair to my neck-hair I'll be an official werewolf/gorilla.

Grrr!

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Vass wrote:
Sair wrote:
You all fail.

Wahwahwahwah.

This is the first post you've made in this thread that made sense.


They all make perfect sense. You just fail.

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