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 Post subject: I declare it pirate week!
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:10 pm 
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Arrgh, matey. Pirate week it is. I'll be havin' me a cut 'o that Johnny Depp.

He can swab me deck any time he likes. He can drop anchor in my open port. He can explore my deep. He can stick his **** in my ****** any time.

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Quite.

Also, if this pirate week is as bad as the last pirate week I will be upset.

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Bullshit. All weeks are pirate weeks.
Do you really think that if anyone else actually had their own week, the pirates would do anything besides shank the fuck out of the landlubber bastards and take it for their own?!

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Of course an exception must be made for ninja week.

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...? What? No one else thinks Johnny Depp is the hottest pirate ever?

Have you thumbed a history book lately? Those guys didn't have the best hygiene, but Deppy-doo looks fairly clean -- plus afterwards, he'll avoid telling the media he slept with you.

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...? What? No one else thinks Johnny Depp is the hottest pirate ever?

Have you thumbed a history book lately? Those guys didn't have the best hygiene, but Deppy-doo looks fairly clean -- plus afterwards, he'll avoid telling the media he slept with you.

You seem to have problems separating the realm of non-fiction from the realm of fiction.

Would you like to know more about telling the difference between ficticious and real pirates?


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bellofthedamned wrote:
...? What? No one else thinks Johnny Depp is the hottest pirate ever?

Have you thumbed a history book lately? Those guys didn't have the best hygiene, but Deppy-doo looks fairly clean -- plus afterwards, he'll avoid telling the media he slept with you.

You seem to have problems separating the realm of non-fiction from the realm of fiction.

Would you like to know more about telling the difference between ficticious and real pirates?


You seem to have trouble getting your head out of your ass, but I don't call you out on it -- do I?

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bellofthedamned wrote:
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...? What? No one else thinks Johnny Depp is the hottest pirate ever?

Have you thumbed a history book lately? Those guys didn't have the best hygiene, but Deppy-doo looks fairly clean -- plus afterwards, he'll avoid telling the media he slept with you.

You seem to have problems separating the realm of non-fiction from the realm of fiction.

Would you like to know more about telling the difference between ficticious and real pirates?

You seem to have trouble getting your head out of your ass, but I don't call you out on it -- do I?

Feel free to do so if you want. After all, this is a community that desires the participation of all.

Just remember to cite examples and possible solutions. You will be graded afterwards.


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Examples? Every time you post. Solutions? Moar secks.

I know the difference in Depp and Sparrow, but damn if I wouldn't roll in the hay with Depp, then again with him dressed as Sparrow, then again with Depp, then again with him as Sparrow, then him again.

If he can survive that, I'd probably let him have a go at me was Willy Wonka.

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Argument lacks depth and conclusions fail to relate to or effectively solve the issues raised within the question.

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Dear Parent or Guardian of belleofthedamned,

It is my duty to inform you of the slipping grades of your child and the concerns of her peer group and elders have for her attitude towards them.

Results of her latest graded work show that she is scoring well below class average at an almost constant rate of D or C-. I obviously do not have to tell you that this standard of poor work and commitment simply will not do. Added to this is and of equal concern is her current attitude towards those who try to encourage her to do better as would be expected from any student of this establishment where community is held as key. The pupil seems to see herself as more important and correct in her assertions as anyone else who happens to share an encounter with her. There can be no tolerance for such arrogance or self-appointed importance.

Please, as the legal guardians of belleofthedamned, address these issues with her. Council her and work with us as well endeavour to impart the wisdom of our tenure and age and instruct her to 'CRY MORE' and 'suck it up'. Exercise your authority and engourage her to 'LURK MOAR' and 'TRY LESS HARD'. Cast from her her doubts and 'FAIL' and fill her with the ability to 'DO IT BETTER'.

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I hehe'd.

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bellofthedamned wrote:
Vass wrote:
bellofthedamned wrote:
...? What? No one else thinks Johnny Depp is the hottest pirate ever?

Have you thumbed a history book lately? Those guys didn't have the best hygiene, but Deppy-doo looks fairly clean -- plus afterwards, he'll avoid telling the media he slept with you.

You seem to have problems separating the realm of non-fiction from the realm of fiction.

Would you like to know more about telling the difference between ficticious and real pirates?


You seem to have trouble getting your head out of your ass, but I don't call you out on it -- do I?


it would fall on dear ears, unless you shouted around the kidney area.

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bellofthedamned wrote:
Vass wrote:
bellofthedamned wrote:
...? What? No one else thinks Johnny Depp is the hottest pirate ever?

Have you thumbed a history book lately? Those guys didn't have the best hygiene, but Deppy-doo looks fairly clean -- plus afterwards, he'll avoid telling the media he slept with you.

You seem to have problems separating the realm of non-fiction from the realm of fiction.

Would you like to know more about telling the difference between ficticious and real pirates?


You seem to have trouble getting your head out of your ass, but I don't call you out on it -- do I?


it would fall on dear ears, unless you shouted around the kidney area.

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Yeah this argument was over when she heh'd. Unlike you Blue Sun Missile, belleofthedamned while n00bish seems to have the ability to learn and will probably not be a perma-n00b.

Unlike you.

The argument/joke was over and the next post should have been about pirates.

Aren't pirates cool? Huh?

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Pirates are cool. There's nothing like battling scurvy, cholera, and dsyentry to make a man out of a boy.

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