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Remember kids: Newb is temporary.

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i probably should have posted here sooner.

As indigo and i were the two original resident pirates, and it seems he is no longer.


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Thanks to the magic of "crazy future time" I saw it. Well, last night actually, but it was three hours long, and I was tired.

[spoiler]

It was good. Not fantastic. Action was amazing, special effects were fantastic, and the comedy was excellent, as always. Great parts include Jack going insane and talking to himself, the pirate lords, Sparrow the elder, stone crabs, firing monkeys out of cannons, all sorts of shit.

There were also some major issues, imho. It's too damn long! Kiera Knightley is hot, but annoying. Especially her speech to the pirate fleet. Hell, the pirate fleet didn't actually do anything. And Calypso was a complete cop out. Ooohhh! A whirlpool! That's nice. That's the best you can do?

Also stay to the end of the film for a predictable extra bit
[spoiler]With a magically unaged Kiera. Maybe she went to the fountain of youth with jack?[/spoiler]

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got back from watching pirates 3

i can summerize the movie with the following

double cross, double cross, oh i trust you blargh you double cross me, double cross, triple cross, and double cross some more

and scitzo Jack sparrow


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Sounds like a vampire movie because of all the crosses, or maybe The passion: The series.

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Sair wrote:
Remember kids: Newb is temporary.

Noob is terminal.


My guess is that you'd all cast me as the latter :-(

Oh, and Keria Knightly as the pirate king... hawt.


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Sair wrote:
Remember kids: Newb is temporary.

Noob is terminal.


My guess is that you'd all cast me as the latter :-(

Oh, and Keria Knightly as the pirate king... hawt.


Yeah. I'd say that your failure to use spoiler tags and ability to annoy people simpy by having a visible online presence were pretty key in our decision to bestow upong you the rank of perma-n00b.

But obviously I'm just on my man period and I should go shave my beard.

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Stick a tampon in yer willy and get back to work Onion!

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He just spoilered me. I think I pretty much have a right to complain.

That's what the spoiler tags are *for* and anyone with enough sense should be able to put two and two together and work out that people out there might not have seen the movie yet.

Shiver me timbers. Etc.

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So, yeah, I have to fight real pirates :(

But I do live on a ship! :D


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onion wrote:
DarkTemplar4ever wrote:
Sair wrote:
Remember kids: Newb is temporary.

Noob is terminal.


My guess is that you'd all cast me as the latter :-(

Oh, and Keria Knightly as the pirate king... hawt.


Yeah. I'd say that your failure to use spoiler tags and ability to annoy people simpy by having a visible online presence were pretty key in our decision to bestow upong you the rank of perma-n00b.

But obviously I'm just on my man period and I should go shave my beard.


Quick, somebody get a mod to edit the spoilers out... I... oh. :smith:

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RMG wrote:
onion wrote:
DarkTemplar4ever wrote:
Sair wrote:
Remember kids: Newb is temporary.

Noob is terminal.

My guess is that you'd all cast me as the latter :-(

Oh, and Keria Knightly as the pirate king... hawt.

Yeah. I'd say that your failure to use spoiler tags and ability to annoy people simpy by having a visible online presence were pretty key in our decision to bestow upong you the rank of perma-n00b.

But obviously I'm just on my man period and I should go shave my beard.

Quick, somebody get a mod to edit the spoilers out... I... oh. :smith:

<3 Rince.


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So, yeah, I have to fight real pirates :(


Embrace the ninja inside!


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Vass wrote:
RMG wrote:
onion wrote:
DarkTemplar4ever wrote:
Sair wrote:
Remember kids: Newb is temporary.

Noob is terminal.

My guess is that you'd all cast me as the latter :-(

Oh, and Keria Knightly as the pirate king... hawt.

Yeah. I'd say that your failure to use spoiler tags and ability to annoy people simpy by having a visible online presence were pretty key in our decision to bestow upong you the rank of perma-n00b.

But obviously I'm just on my man period and I should go shave my beard.

Quick, somebody get a mod to edit the spoilers out... I... oh. :smith:

<3 Rince.


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[spoiler]My peanut[/spoiler]


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[spoiler]You will die alone.[/spoiler]

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*kicks Kry* I dislike your profession greatly.



Hey now! They want to kill me :(


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Hey now! They want to kill me :(
But I don't let that bullshit sweat me.
I'm at your mummas if you wanna come get me.
Crazy fuck,
I may be in a crazy situation but I'm favoured by lady luck.
You wanna stop me? Why not do it properly.
Oh fuck, someone shot me.


Yeah, fixed that for you. You get a +3 Aussie Hip Hop lingo.

Still haven't seen the second Pirates Movie.

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