ZOMBIE FORUMS

That's right. That's my policy.

Straight into the sun.

And some other junk.

But the part about Blue Sun Missile being launched into a giant ball of burning gas and dying screaming on fire is the important thing.

The moon is a legitimate topic on these forums! Down with arwing and his anti-free speech ideology!

Here's a poem, from the Moon. Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./ Hehe. Yeah.

Vote for me or I'll stop posting and let Evil-Actor take over.
He'll rape you.

And then Ultimate Actor will use your naughty bits as a frisbee.

Actor.

I voted for you because of your creepy avatars, and your running mate is Sair -- who's stone-faced stoicism will guide us into a future where men don't have feelings and women belong in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.

I've already thrown out all my shoes in preparation of your win.

We all know that the only reason they threw my name in with your was to prevent any attempts on the life of Onion. Its known in the states as the
"Dan Quail Concept"
Simply put...
if someone was to assasinate Onion, that would make ME president, and there is not ANYONE who is crazy enough to let that happen.

Blue Sun Missile
Job Security

No. Because electing a man who had already been shot into the sun and completely vapourised after the election victory would indicate a level of retardation and faggotry that these forums, even in their darkest hours, could only hope and aspire to achieve.

I swear to god.

Get. In. The. Fucking. Capsule.

I used to care passionately.

I don't think this will affect me in any way, shape, or form.

pax

Onion: soft on the moon, soft on terror, bad for kyhmerica.


I'm arwing and I approve of this message.

Actor: Hard on Crime. Hard on Non-Crime. Hard on Wordplay.
Hard on always.

Actor, the hardest candidate is the candidate for you.

Actor.

Win. If you didn't already have all of the internets, I'd give you one.

now what could possibly make you think I would climb into a capsule headed for the sun when I know...


ooo...are those cookies?....FRESH BAKED!!!!

Blue Sun Missile
eating fresh baked capsule cookies!!!

tied vote is tied

Do we go into second round now or do we get 'quadumvirate' (or whatever 'rule of four' is)?

All tied votes are declared as votes for onion, and Blue Sun Missile gets shot into the sun.

Ah, a dictatorship then... I'll cry because of onion (pun intended).