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The persons who should lead us into a glorious future are...
Poll ended at Thu May 24, 2007 10:31 pm
Sair and actor_au 29%  29%  [ 10 ]
Onion and Blue Sun Missile 26%  26%  [ 9 ]
Kestenvarn and Labrat 9%  9%  [ 3 ]
Arwing and Clay_Allison 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
RMG and Krylex 29%  29%  [ 10 ]
Total votes : 34
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 Post subject: Kyhm forums elections: the final test
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In the previous edition of kyhm forums elections, there were numerous irregularities and problems. The powers that power feel that the majority of these problems have been solved and so a final test of the system is required before it is used again in an official capacity.

So here it is, the last practice run before the real thingmaybe. Remember, these events are not merely popularity contests, but an attempt to put competent people in charge. Well, not this one, but the later one will be. Voters, feel free to ask the candidates any inconvenient/pertinent questions you may have or even pick a candidate and campaign on their behalf. Or... you know... do whatever the hell you bums feel like.

Edit: The winner of this election does not necessarily win anything beyond a pat on the head.


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Wait, what? Where did this list of candidates come from? Shouldn't we have, oh I don't know, nominations or something? Or are we just pulling random names out of a hat of people who have been here for a certain amount of time. I'm not disparaging any of these people's ability to mod (except, well, Blue Sun Missile), but I thought the whole issue was transparency. Which appears to be sadly lacking here.

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Wait, what? Where did this list of candidates come from? Shouldn't we have, oh I don't know, nominations or something? Or are we just pulling random names out of a hat of people who have been here for a certain amount of time. I'm not disparaging any of these people's ability to mod (except, well, Blue Sun Missile), but I thought the whole issue was transparency. Which appears to be sadly lacking here.

*cough*See previous thread*cough*


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Who said anything about transparency?

This isn't a democracy.

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This isn't a democracy.


True, true, this is the internets. THIS IS SPA... (ahem) ANARCHY!

Now pipe down Leonidas, you're scaring the children.

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Vass wrote:
themadthinker wrote:
Wait, what? Where did this list of candidates come from? Shouldn't we have, oh I don't know, nominations or something? Or are we just pulling random names out of a hat of people who have been here for a certain amount of time. I'm not disparaging any of these people's ability to mod (except, well, Blue Sun Missile), but I thought the whole issue was transparency. Which appears to be sadly lacking here.

*cough*See previous thread*cough*


Oh, right, six months ago. How silly of me not to know that immediately.

You guys actually remember what you read online six months ago?

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themadthinker wrote:
Wait, what? Where did this list of candidates come from? Shouldn't we have, oh I don't know, nominations or something? Or are we just pulling random names out of a hat of people who have been here for a certain amount of time. I'm not disparaging any of these people's ability to mod (except, well, Blue Sun Missile), but I thought the whole issue was transparency. Which appears to be sadly lacking here.

Basically, TM, Vass does not know when to stop running with a joke. He will keep going until he hits a wall, then smashes through that wall, and on and on, like an Energizer Bunny. But more pink.

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Basically, TM, Vass does not know when to stop running with a joke. He will keep going until he hits a wall, then smashes through that wall, and on and on, like an Energizer Bunny. But more pink.


I've never heard it summed up that beautifully. Kudos to you!

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themadthinker wrote:
Vass wrote:
themadthinker wrote:
Wait, what? Where did this list of candidates come from? Shouldn't we have, oh I don't know, nominations or something? Or are we just pulling random names out of a hat of people who have been here for a certain amount of time. I'm not disparaging any of these people's ability to mod (except, well, Blue Sun Missile), but I thought the whole issue was transparency. Which appears to be sadly lacking here.

*cough*See previous thread*cough*


Oh, right, six months ago. How silly of me not to know that immediately.

You guys actually remember what you read online six months ago?


I don't remember what I did online yesterday.

Also, Ghastly is not included in these polls. I demand new elections.

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themadthinker wrote:
Oh, right, six months ago. How silly of me not to know that immediately.

You guys actually remember what you read online six months ago?

It's quite easy with these forums. Not so easy on the rest of the internets tho.

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Aww... I suggest you get in touch with your local representative.


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I'd say that the only ones capable of carrying us into future are those that are already there and know the way. Those capable of steering us around hidden wrecks and reaching back and changing the course of time itself.

I vote for Scott Bakula.

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A vote for arwing is a vote for the future. Also I hear that Sair is a gay bunny and therefore incapable of leadership.


Isn't the future of the forums greater than just the desire for boobs? We must be stronger than that! Green text cannot sustain us through the coming storm, and just forget about the solidarity of asian schoolgirls.

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Not all animals are equal.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

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themadthinker wrote:
Wait, what? Where did this list of candidates come from? Shouldn't we have, oh I don't know, nominations or something? Or are we just pulling random names out of a hat of people who have been here for a certain amount of time. I'm not disparaging any of these people's ability to mod (except, well, Blue Sun Missile), but I thought the whole issue was transparency. Which appears to be sadly lacking here.

Basically, TM, Vass does not know when to stop running with a joke. He will keep going until he hits a wall, then smashes through that wall, and on and on, like an Energizer Bunny. But more pink.

Do you know who Vass is? You must not know who Vass is.

He's the fucking Juggernaut.


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I voted for you last time, Kest, but your running mate is holding you back this time, I'm afraid.







































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