onion wrote:
Hopefully at some point you will also compare to me to ham.
No. Ham is a smooth and delectable meat whose unforgettable flavor strokes the tongue into extacy before slides its way elegantly down the throat.
You... taste like grease and salt and take great pains to stab me in the throat at semi-random intervals.
Sounds like bacon to me.
And ham goes well with pineapple. Unless I get video of you taking hula lessons, I refuse to believe you go well with pineapple.
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actor_au wrote:
Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.