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Your gimmick hasn't really been funny since you still had Theodore Roosevelt as your avatar, Labrat.

Funny? Fuck. I always used it as a blatant form of whoring my postcount up. I figured it could fit into a degenerating thread slightly better than '+1'.

I was generally hoping such posts would be ignored rather than laughed at.

Now, away with you before I release the full fury of Evil Bert! Until now his power has been bound by his everpresent monobrow, bound to him by mages of a forgotten era. Now it is cloven in two and we shall hear the screams of a dying world...
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Ignore you say?

Now there's a concept I can't get enough of.

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Funny? Fuck. I always used it as a blatant form of whoring my postcount up. I figured it could fit into a degenerating thread slightly better than '+1'.


Meh, I post faster, better and with more content than you.

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Yes. But I can do so with 100% less 'I give a shit'.

You see this? This is me barely being here. I stick my head in a couple times a day to crap out some economy class posting wherever is conveniant and then leave. I'm not thinking out my schtick. I'm not trying to come out with some new abomination the likes of which has never been seen by god or devil.

What I am doing is making enough noise to let the rest of the world know that I am not yet dead. Though I may well be a corpse animatronically controlled by the maggots... Who really knows.

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Yes. But I can do so with 100% less 'I give a shit'.

You see this? This is me barely being here. I stick my head in a couple times a day to crap out some economy class posting wherever is conveniant and then leave. I'm not thinking out my schtick. I'm not trying to come out with some new abomination the likes of which has never been seen by god or devil.

What I am doing is making enough noise to let the rest of the world know that I am not yet dead. Though I may well be a corpse animatronically controlled by the maggots... Who really knows.


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Well it seems that there's a few people who wish you would stop making noise and be dead. Or failing that, be less retarded and more interesting.


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Well, the 'less retarded' thing probably isn't going to happen. This is, after all, an internet forum. Non-retarded individuals tend to be elsewhere... making money or performing some form of at least halfway constructive behavior. Face it: People come here when they don't have enough money for drugs and there isn't anything good on television.

As for interesting, I could do that... just as I have in the past. Unfortunately, I just don't have enough energy or willpower to cook anything decent up right now. Being interesting all too often comes down to being novel... to post something so fucking outside of everyone's worldview that they have to sit there and go 'MBWAH?' for a few seconds followed by some sort of strong emotional reaction.

Now this has never been an audience that was ever easy to appease. Kyhm is a cluster of some of the most terminally desensitized minds on the net. On top of that, any schtick wears out too damn fast. Sometimes it stays good as a running joke... but I have never been able to predict what will do that and what will start festering while still in my hands. Every time I blink I find I have to one up myself... and the rest of the civilized world.

Hell. If that wasn't bad enough, I just had to have put myself in perhaps the most difficult forum niche that exists. The village idiot, the fucked up bastard who pulls something truely freakazoid out of his ass every ten seconds. If anyone else does something stupid that doesn't have the saving grace of being entertaining, they get a free pass. This can even hold true for the down-and-out, kneebiting retarded or heinously offensive. It doesn't really even register in most of our brains, simply being filtered out with the white noise. Because everything I post seems to be lit up in chernobyl-meltdown green, however, I'm fucked.

I can't do it. I can't keep up my end of the bargain.... and that won't change for a very long time.

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In retrospect, letting kyhm burn the forums to the ground may have been a good idea. It certainly would've ended the idea that people could come here just to be stupid.


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Vass wrote:
In retrospect, letting kyhm burn the forums to the ground may have been a good idea. It certainly would've ended the idea that people could come here just to be stupid.

Probably. But stupidity self destructs all on its own after some key point. As this exercise shows.
Anyway... Ignore count +11

Edit: Its 2:36 in the morning over here so I will probably be comatose shortly. Don't worry, onion. I will pick up where we left off come tomorrow.

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Something purposefully retarded.


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You know... I really am compounding the stupidity purely in retaliation.

Other than going utterly silent, something I am not ready to do, I don't know what the fuck you want from me. I have already taken to avoiding whatever happens to add itself to an ever-increasing list of worn-out topics. I'm really only on for a couple of days at a time with a month-long dead period so things should always have time to cool down. Yes, I am perverse... but that has always been a plus around here. After all, there is basically a dual temple to Uncle Ghastly and Sexy losers seemingly jammed underneath the drinkingfountain.

What in bloody hell do you want me to do!


Meh. Screw it.
I really hate it when I feel anyone is trying to use strongarm tactics against me. When Vass or someone tells me something has gone to seed, I actually care. When you spit bile at me for a post that is less than my best work, however, I just have to grit my teeth and try not to commit violence against my computer screen. But, fuck it. You win. Keep the forum. Your harassment has basically done it in for me.

I won't say I'm quitting Kyhm for good... but it will be a few months. I'll check in at some point to see if we can share the same virtual space without you trying to burn satanic runes into my eyeballs with a curling iron.

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When are any of you going to be anywhere near funny again?

You seem to use all your tact and intelligence in the mindless debasement of each other and everyone else.

You guys SUCK, seriously, it's like a hoover factory on here. I'll never understand the need to pointlessly rip on people for fun, nobody's laughing at your attemps to be a bigger twat than your chosen adversary.

Hopefully this'll score an ignore from Onion, which does not mean I'm siding with Labrat, I just don't want to have to actually instigate any kind of dialog at all.


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Why would I ignore someone I don't have a problem with just because they don't like the way I do something?

You're perfectly entitled to your opinions of me or any other poster on these forums and I for one am not going to lambast you for your reaction to what is essentially giant stupidity from everyone. True none of us are dealing with this in a particularly adult way but what else do you suggest we do?

You may want to ask yourself how easy it is to be funny when you're extemely unhappy with the state of the board you are posting on and the way it is run in general and the waiting that appears to be necessary for the situation to be rectified. Perhaps my reaction to Labrat, and the reaction of others is in reaction to the fact that we find his posting style to be part of the problem with Kyhms as a whole - the idea that this is a place to come to post about LOLZORS DICK GIRL ORGY TENTACLE DEATH RAPE ELF SEXXORS BORBS I AM SO WACKY is one that frankly *I* personally would like to see dissapear and be replaced with something that isn't older than the internet.

You know...something new and interesting that can't be replicated by posting the same words over and over again in a slightly different order each time. And that's the problem with the entire place - a lot of us would like to see something different and maybe even productive and quasi-intelligent take place here. Not just the same dick joke told in a different way every post.

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Hopefully soon, because it IS a hoover factory in here.

All the tact and intellegence that people have IS being wasted, it's being wasted because everyone's thinking, "Oh, I wonder what's been posted in unrelated today? More pointless blather/drama/whatever. I'll join in the drama/Fuck it, I'll go post on /. instead." instead of, "Ah, this is interesting, I'll post this in unrelated. Mebbe it'll generate discussion."

If noone bothers providing content, even content stolen from youtube, news broadcasters and creepy forums of the nether regions of the internets, then this community will die. For those who have been providing content and starting threads, they should expect silence, criticism or even outright flaming for the threads they start. Why? Because this is the internet and not everyone is going to care about a topic in the same way.

The way that some people have been acting, myself included, is childish, however that too is a similar problem, but could be more effectively be combatted with moderators and admins who will be active and willing to slap people down for getting out of line. The current situation of "self-moderation" and peacefully coexisting in the one community is not working because there are those who feel that they should do something to help police the community and those whose argument would amount to, "WELL FUCK YOUR THEORY AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON," and subsequently leading to childish flamewars of flame and stupidity.

Is this good? No. Can it be stopped? Yes, but probably not without official admins and moderators. What can the rest of the community do? Accept that there will be people who don't like your threads, but avoid inciting flamewars or partaking in flamewars. What can those who've been partaking in the childish flamewars do? Stop, you can not like a thread, you can even post in it saying you don't like the thread or the person starting it, but there's no need to turn it into a flamefest.


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No there certainly isn't. It's a shame that's the only way we have to deal with problems or disagreements.

Wouldn't it be nice if there was some kind of order or at least someone to complain to about things you didn't like? True that might not do any good either but it's got to be better than this and the constant drama that trying to make a point seems to start.

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