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 Post subject: Cthulhu question
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:15 pm 
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Okay, we all know the evil elder god Cthulhu is really just an alien, according to H.P. Lovecraft. So chances are, there's a whole planet full of giant tentacled horrors, or even colonies of them spread across the universe.

My question is, since Cthulhu came to earth alone... Did he come here because he's a badass, or did he come here because he's a bitch and got chased out of where ever he was living before?

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A fictional character can be anything you want it to be.

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onion wrote:
A fictional character can be anything you want it to be.

Well... Anything the author wants it to be. For everyone else, it's just meaningless fanwank.


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Vass wrote:
onion wrote:
A fictional character can be anything you want it to be.

Well... Anything the author wants it to be. For everyone else, it's just meaningless fanwank.


Try telling that to people who believe that they are reincarnated anime characters...

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onion wrote:
people who believe that they are reincarnated anime characters...


:gonk:

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onion wrote:
Try telling that to people who believe that they are reincarnated anime characters...

It would explain world politics nicely enough.
The entire Cold War did seem like a saga of DBZ. Two superpowers floating around for goddamn years while they just grunt at each other and flex their sweaty, freakish, yaoi-esque physiques.
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:gonk:

Sair just realized that he is actually a reincarnated Hamtaro.
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Well... Anything the author wants it to be. For everyone else, it's just meaningless fanwank.

No wank is ever meaningless.

And read more Bleedman, bitch. That is as fanwankish as you can get and based on a mash of increasingly inane topics and yet it is still epic.

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Labrat wrote:
onion wrote:
Try telling that to people who believe that they are reincarnated anime characters...

It would explain world politics nicely enough.
The entire Cold War did seem like a saga of DBZ. Two superpowers floating around for goddamn years while they just grunt at each other and flex their sweaty, freakish, yaoi-esque physiques.


Wow. You should go into politics.

The UN could really use your indepth political analysis of world events throughout history for the greater good.

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Labrat wrote:
onion wrote:
Try telling that to people who believe that they are reincarnated anime characters...

It would explain world politics nicely enough.
The entire Cold War did seem like a saga of DBZ. Two superpowers floating around for goddamn years while they just grunt at each other and flex their sweaty, freakish, yaoi-esque physiques.
Sair wrote:
:gonk:

Sair just realized that he is actually a reincarnated Hamtaro.
Vass wrote:
Well... Anything the author wants it to be. For everyone else, it's just meaningless fanwank.

No wank is ever meaningless.

And read more Bleedman, bitch. That is as fanwankish as you can get and based on a mash of increasingly inane topics and yet it is still epic.

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...which probably counts as porn around here.
Meh. Looks like half the pictures I keep to remind myself of my highschool days.
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Wow. You should go into politics.

The UN could really use your indepth political analysis of world events throughout history for the greater good.

You know... I am no longer capable of telling when Onion is or is not spiking her verbal cocktail with sarcasm and irony. Seriously. But I figure it is probably safe to assume that those particular instruments of torture are always in play.

Onion is into debate club S&M.

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Labrat wrote:
...which probably counts as porn around here.
Meh. Looks like half the pictures I keep to remind myself of my highschool days.
onion wrote:
Wow. You should go into politics.

The UN could really use your indepth political analysis of world events throughout history for the greater good.

You know... I am no longer capable of telling when Onion is or is not spiking her verbal cocktail with sarcasm and irony. Seriously. But I figure it is probably safe to assume that those particular instruments of torture are always in play.

Onion is into debate club S&M.


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This is pretty much an accurate protrayal of how your mind works isn't it Labrat?

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 Post subject: Re: Cthulhu question
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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Okay, we all know the evil elder god Cthulhu is really just an alien, according to H.P. Lovecraft. So chances are, there's a whole planet full of giant tentacled horrors, or even colonies of them spread across the universe.

My question is, since Cthulhu came to earth alone... Did he come here because he's a badass, or did he come here because he's a bitch and got chased out of where ever he was living before?


Depends whether you accept Lumley's works as canon to the original mythos.

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Same crap I see whenever I close my eyes...
*yawn*

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Labrat wrote:
Same crap I see whenever I close my eyes...
*yawn*

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Labrat wrote:
Same crap I see whenever I close my eyes...
*yawn*


I believe that was the point I was making.

You do know it's not normal to see disembodied sky penises ejaculating over Goku H Hitler while members of the public scream in horror when you close your eyes right?

Because that's what I was trying to get at here.

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Bleedman is fucking awesome though.


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Kaz*CheesyDoritoBomb* wrote:
Bleedman is fucking awesome though.

And that single line insured your place in the new world order.

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Labrat wrote:
Same crap I see whenever I close my eyes...
*yawn*


Your gimmick hasn't really been funny since you still had Theodore Roosevelt as your avatar, Labrat.

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 Post subject: Re: Cthulhu question
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Urban Wild Cat wrote:
Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Okay, we all know the evil elder god Cthulhu is really just an alien, according to H.P. Lovecraft. So chances are, there's a whole planet full of giant tentacled horrors, or even colonies of them spread across the universe.

My question is, since Cthulhu came to earth alone... Did he come here because he's a badass, or did he come here because he's a bitch and got chased out of where ever he was living before?


Depends whether you accept Lumley's works as canon to the original mythos.


Never read his stuff. Got a link?

I only count it as canon to the mythos if it was written by a contemporary of Lovecraft and with his permission. Anybody else, and it's just fanwank.

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I like his works. Some people don't.

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