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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:19 pm 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0Wj ... ed&search=

because some things are just too bizzare


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Not as cool as Indian Spiderman.

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I can see how Indian Spider-Man could stick to walls better than regular boring Spider-man.

Shame there aren't too many sky-scrapers in India.

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The crappy dancing and shitty bluescreen effects aside, that was still hilariously bad.

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How did the inventors of the kamasutra come to this??
Oh yeah. Prolonged exposure to the british. *sigh*

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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How did the inventors of the kamasutra come to this??
Oh yeah. Prolonged exposure to the british. *sigh*


I'd prefer if you rephrased that to 'to the english'.

I'd also prefer it if you caught on fire.

I am willing to sacrafice the first one if only one outcome is possible.

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Hmm... you may be right. It was solely the english who contaminated India during the colonial period. But don't think that lets the rest of you folk from the rest of your blighted lands off the hook. I have found people from any corner of the british isles to be both carcinogenic and and mind-destroying in nature. I will however admit that each group, oftentimes with individual groups being as small as a single city, causes their own set of symptoms.

As for the second... I would consider it foreplay.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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<center>HURRRRRRRRRRRR THE ONLY GOOD THING TO EVER COME OUT OF THE SUBCONTINENT IS TEH KAMA SUTRA OLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL HURRRRRRRJ</center>


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No... There are lots of great things. Like tons of sweatshop labor to keep me fat and happy!
But, like you said, its a subcontinent. Obviously inferior to any real continent.
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Except Australia.

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Labrat wrote:
No... There are lots of great things. Like tons of sweatshop labor to keep me fat and happy! But, like you said, its a subcontinent. Obviously inferior to any real continent.

Are you saying that India is inferior to others? Why, it certainly seems that way.

GTFO racist.


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Nah. Its only racism when you feel that ugly, misshapen meatbags of one color are in some way superior to ugly, misshapen meatbags. Fuck. We are all ugly, misshapen meatbags and cooking us to a golden brown just won't make us one smidge more or less paletable in the end.

Continental plates on the other hand? Obviously its inferior to other slabs of rock floating upon the sea of magma.
Just look at it! A shriveled little thing clinging to the underbelly of eurasia like a writhing leech...

And of course australia is the runt that all the other continents drove away and left sitting all by its lonesome.

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What in the name of god do you actually talk about, ever?

I mean I'm sure I recognise all the words you use but I must not have downloaded the english to retard service pack yet.

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Australia is really nice.
We had rain yesterday!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_o47Gs6DQ0

forget india. china is the real danger here.


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Duh. Being slow roasted means you're inferior.

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Didn't you hear?
Retard is cruise control for awesome. :-3

Anyway, I can at least claim that my mental problems are fun mental problems. You just simmer in a greasy frying pan of your own discontent, hissing and spitting hot fluids at anybody who comes too close. Thats right, I know what you really are.

Bacon... of 3b1L.

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Please, fascinate me more with the detailed run down of my psyche that you've made during our many and varied interactions concerning your penis.

Hopefully at some point you will also compare to me to ham.

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PickleSurprise shot images of Labrat into my brain for some ungodly reason. Shortly after, there were flashbacks of Nick2002029290298309 or whatthefuckever his name was.

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