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How soon should we shoot Blue Sun Missile into the sun?
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Invent time machine and do it yesterday 78%  78%  [ 29 ]
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uh... yay?

It was well written.


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I never got initiated. *sob*


Long arse tale


I am the master of random BS, and I have to say... That I am no longer the master.

/finds a quiet corner and cries

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 Post subject: Re: Alba Gu Brath
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PsionicsNOTMagic wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Kaz*CheesyDoritoBomb* wrote:
I never got initiated. *sob*


Long arse tale


/finds a quiet corner and cries


Yeah, I'd probably cry too if I were you.

But back to the point:

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 Post subject: I missed this thread before....
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Wandering Idiot and Onion began making out right there and then. [etc.]

My dearest actor,

I will kill you. I will kill you where you stand. Or rather, since you're probably at the computer at the moment, where you sit. Not one quanta of matter that formerly made up the complex web of condensed energy-states you called "you" will remain in a coherent state. I will find a way to split your quarks into their component preons, find a way to split them, and then find a way to split the as-yet unknown particles that will result. The splittings will continue for some time. This will occur in all possible sub-universes of the Everett-DeWitt model of quantum mechanics, even those which don't yet exist. When it is finished, the probabilistic base-level energy waves in the structure of the universe that are left of you which make up the simplest possible form of existence will be scattered to outside the light cone of both Earth and any existing and possible future sentient species, thus ensuring they will never be seen again. They will then be deleted from the massively-parallel computer simulation running in the heart of an ancient dying universe that is the true form of ours, and all records of their existence expunged retroactively by the godlike beings who created it, with whom I will have made contact by that time. This may require me extending my lifetime indefinitely through artificial means until after humanity undergoes a technological Singularity and become beings of pure thought able to manipulate the structure of matter, time, and space at will before traveling back to this time period, but it will happen.

Yours wrathfully,

The Wandering Idiot, Esq.


P.S.- Other than that, nice story :)

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 Post subject: surely shoonra jr. will have better things to do than hang out with those people. like putting nails through her toes :x
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yeah! :argh:


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My critics make me want to cut myself.... and throw Blue Sun Missile into the sun Yesterday.

Actor.

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PsionicsNOTMagic wrote:
/finds a quiet corner and cries

Don't forget to cut.

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But back to the point:

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That is most certainly a Blue Sun Missile enroute to hit it, and by 'it' I mean the sun.

Godspeed, Mr Blue Sun Missile. Godspeed.


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actor_au wrote:
My critics make me want to cut myself.... and throw Blue Sun Missile into the sun Yesterday.

Actor.


Don't worry, Actor. I still love ya.

And your random BS.


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brava, actor!

i fiund it ridicuous and amusing to the extreme

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Actor for admin


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Fuck off.

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Do you know this lurker, actor?


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I smell history...

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sorry....that was me...I was so entralled by the story I couldnt be bothered to find a potty

Blue Sun Missile
left history all over the place

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He's a friend of mine, I sent him the link to the story and he knows of the Epic tale of my de-admining.

Also he set up an account years ago but rarely uses it.

Also on a torrent site we're both members of I once used his account to upload three gigs of hardcore gay pornography and beastiality, so when he got back to his account there was about fifty messages from people thanking him, cursing him and telling him that he was a sick bastard.

Yeah, there's history.

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actor_au wrote:
Also on a torrent site we're both members of I once used his account to upload three gigs of hardcore gay pornography and beastiality, so when he got back to his account there was about fifty messages from people thanking him, cursing him and telling him that he was a sick bastard.


Why did you have three gigs of gay porn and beastiality?

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PsionicsNOTMagic wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Also on a torrent site we're both members of I once used his account to upload three gigs of hardcore gay pornography and beastiality, so when he got back to his account there was about fifty messages from people thanking him, cursing him and telling him that he was a sick bastard.


Why did you have three gigs of gay porn and beastiality?


To put it on his friends torrent account I would imagine.

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One can only HOPE that's why.


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Or one could simply not care.

Not to mention what would be the problem with owning gay porn exactly?

Prejudiced are we?

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OH MY GOD HE HAS THREE GIG OF BESTIALITY AND GAY PORN!!!11!!!! HE'S TOTALLY GONNA BURN IN HELL WITH HIS BUTTBUDDIES FOR HAVING ALL THAT CREEPY SHIT! YOU'VE TOTALLY LOST MY RESPECT, MAN. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN BELIEVER LIKE THE REST OF US ON THESE FORUMS, BUT YOU'VE GIVEN IN TO YOUR CARNAL DESIRES AND LUSTED AFTER... ANIMALS.

YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY FURTHER SOLACE IN THESE FORUMS UNTIL YOU REPENT YOUR FILTHY EVIL SINS AND SING TO THE LORD YOUR REPENTANCE WITH PSIONICS AND MYSELF. YOU'RE ON NOTICE, ACTOR. NOT JUST ON THESE FORUMS BUT WITH THE LORD GOD HIMSELF!


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