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How soon should we shoot Blue Sun Missile into the sun?
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Or one could simply not care.

Not to mention what would be the problem with owning gay porn exactly?

Prejudiced are we?


No problem with gays or gay porn, but three gigs is rather a lot of porn. Add in the bestiality and it's perfect for a JOKE.

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OH MY GOD HE HAS THREE GIG OF BESTIALITY AND GAY PORN!!!11!!!! HE'S TOTALLY GONNA BURN IN HELL WITH HIS BUTTBUDDIES FOR HAVING ALL THAT CREEPY SHIT! YOU'VE TOTALLY LOST MY RESPECT, MAN. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN BELIEVER LIKE THE REST OF US ON THESE FORUMS, BUT YOU'VE GIVEN IN TO YOUR CARNAL DESIRES AND LUSTED AFTER... ANIMALS.

YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY FURTHER SOLACE IN THESE FORUMS UNTIL YOU REPENT YOUR FILTHY EVIL SINS AND SING TO THE LORD YOUR REPENTANCE WITH PSIONICS AND MYSELF. YOU'RE ON NOTICE, ACTOR. NOT JUST ON THESE FORUMS BUT WITH THE LORD GOD HIMSELF!

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Or one could simply not care.

Not to mention what would be the problem with owning gay porn exactly?

Prejudiced are we?


No problem with gays or gay porn, but three gigs is rather a lot of porn. Add in the bestiality and it's perfect for a JOKE.


Yeah. Which was I think his point. Therefore why did you ask?

Was it an attempt to be funny that we missed?

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It was real, I got it from the gay flatmate of a friend of mine(the gay porn that is, the beastiality stuff I just downloaded).

And god does read these forums, thats why the world is in such a state today.

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onion wrote:
Or one could simply not care.

Not to mention what would be the problem with owning gay porn exactly?

Prejudiced are we?


No problem with gays or gay porn, but three gigs is rather a lot of porn. Add in the bestiality and it's perfect for a JOKE.


Yeah. Which was I think his point. Therefore why did you ask?

Was it an attempt to be funny that we missed?


The "One can only hope" was, indeed, a joke. You need to stop hating me so much, because if, say, Vass wrote it, you would laugh. I guarantee you. You saw my avatar and name and decided that you weren't in a mood to laugh.

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Mebbe psionics is dreaming of the day when he'll be a Master of the Obvious.
Which may be a while, since he seems to be in the School of the Oblivious.


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PsionicsNOTMagic wrote:
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onion wrote:
Or one could simply not care.

Not to mention what would be the problem with owning gay porn exactly?

Prejudiced are we?


No problem with gays or gay porn, but three gigs is rather a lot of porn. Add in the bestiality and it's perfect for a JOKE.


Yeah. Which was I think his point. Therefore why did you ask?

Was it an attempt to be funny that we missed?


The "One can only hope" was, indeed, a joke. You need to stop hating me so much, because if, say, Vass wrote it, you would laugh. I guarantee you. You saw my avatar and name and decided that you weren't in a mood to laugh.


No if Vass posted it I would kick him from irc. Because it is a dumb fucking question.

Also, for the seven millionth time, internet, apathy, hatred pointless, only blunt and honest, you are acting like a retard, stop it, everyone else here dislikes you too or hadn't you noticed, stop singling me out as your only detractor, ask Kaz, Blue Sun Missile, belleofthedamned etc.

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onion wrote:
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onion wrote:
Or one could simply not care.

Not to mention what would be the problem with owning gay porn exactly?

Prejudiced are we?


No problem with gays or gay porn, but three gigs is rather a lot of porn. Add in the bestiality and it's perfect for a JOKE.


Yeah. Which was I think his point. Therefore why did you ask?

Was it an attempt to be funny that we missed?


The "One can only hope" was, indeed, a joke. You need to stop hating me so much, because if, say, Vass wrote it, you would laugh. I guarantee you. You saw my avatar and name and decided that you weren't in a mood to laugh.


No if Vass posted it I would kick him from irc. Because it is a dumb fucking question.

Also, for the seven millionth time, internet, apathy, hatred pointless, only blunt and honest, you are acting like a retard, stop it, everyone else here dislikes you too or hadn't you noticed, stop singling me out as your only detractor, ask Kaz, Blue Sun Missile, belleofthedamned etc.


I'm not singling you out. In the other thread, I thanked you because you brought it back to the topic at hand, rather than letting it go to a pointless flame war.

And yes, you would have laughed, because I've seen similar posts made by other people. This is, in fact, a question of psychology. Ask a Psychologist next time you run into one if this is true: People won't find something funny if they really don't want to find something funny.

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I'm not singling you out. In the other thread, I thanked you because you brought it back to the topic at hand, rather than letting it go to a pointless flame war.

And yes, you would have laughed, because I've seen similar posts made by other people. This is, in fact, a question of psychology. Ask a Psychologist next time you run into one if this is true: People won't find something funny if they really don't want to find something funny.


Sure I'll admit I've been known to find things amusing before. Hell I find things amusing all the time. I had no idea someone was keeping a tally. Wow. There is egg on my face. How about we strike up a deal here:

I'll laugh if you say something amusing.

And how about you ask a psychologist next time you see one about how people don't laugh if they don't find something funny?

Also, har - two years of psychology at uni

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I wouldn't have laughed if I'd made that joke. Mainly cos it's a terrible joke.
But then, I wouldn't have asked why actor had three gig of assorted porn. Why? Because I DON'T CARE WHY HE HAS PORN.

It's actor, therefore porn. QED. Case Closed. The end. There is no mystery that needs to be resolved in a sequel.


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I wouldn't have laughed if I'd made that joke. Mainly cos it's a terrible joke.
But then, I wouldn't have asked why actor had three gig of assorted porn. Why? Because I DON'T CARE WHY HE HAS PORN.

It's actor, therefore porn. QED. Case Closed. The end. There is no mystery that needs to be resolved in a sequel.


Now that's funny!

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We should really sticky one of the numerous posts that onion has explained herself in and point noobs to it whenever they enter, because this is getting fucking old. And yes psionics that was not funny. While I could see that it was a horrible attempt to garner attention and laughter (for I have made many myself) it was in no way funny from anyones viewpoint but your own.

I know I'm not helping any but the last two times we had someone like this it took them awhile to learn or leave.


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Kaz*CheesyDoritoBomb* wrote:
We should really sticky

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Vass is already sticky. If you know what I mean.

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Vass wrote:
OH MY GOD HE HAS THREE GIG OF BESTIALITY AND GAY PORN!!!11!!!! HE'S TOTALLY GONNA BURN IN HELL WITH HIS BUTTBUDDIES FOR HAVING ALL THAT CREEPY SHIT! YOU'VE TOTALLY LOST MY RESPECT, MAN. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN BELIEVER LIKE THE REST OF US ON THESE FORUMS, BUT YOU'VE GIVEN IN TO YOUR CARNAL DESIRES AND LUSTED AFTER... ANIMALS.

YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY FURTHER SOLACE IN THESE FORUMS UNTIL YOU REPENT YOUR FILTHY EVIL SINS AND SING TO THE LORD YOUR REPENTANCE WITH PSIONICS AND MYSELF. YOU'RE ON NOTICE, ACTOR. NOT JUST ON THESE FORUMS BUT WITH THE LORD GOD HIMSELF!

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yeah i do, but you've all got the wrong idea. i only made the universe as a distraction. eternity can get pretty boring when you're all alone. like moving house and not having the power turned on, or worse yet, not having the internet connected! Caturday, how i've missed you!

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I think this porn discussion is a sickening distraction from the topic of this thread, SHOOTING Blue Sun Missile INTO THE SUN!

And Caturday is always scary, I try to sleep through it every year but because of the internet and international time zones Caturday lasts for almost 40 hours!
My entire weekend!

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Psio, believe me when I tell you this, but you are not funny. 'It takes one to know one', it's said, and believe me when I say I'm a pro at bad jokes.
I'm known to take good jokes and rape the funny out of them.

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