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 Post subject: WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THE FORUMS ANY MORE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:56 am 
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Yeah, you heard me. What is the point of checking the forums any more when we know that the moment we log in, we will be assaulted with stupidity, incompetence and egotism.

Since everyone seems to love irrationally hating them, lets start with the n00bs. Mister ramble and his star relative, mister unimaginitive are the current epitomes of n00bly stupidity. But there's been other recent champions, such as ninjamonkey, the guy who just couldn't stop posting crap.

But hey, they can learn how the forums operate, just like we all did, right? WRONG! Everyone hates them and just wants them gone, because they dirty the place with their questions that have been answered before and penchant for stating the obvious in a way that is only cool when their postcount is "ooh suparmassive" or they are a "real ultimate extreme eldar with a join date of the Olsen twins even hit puberty." These forums are a place where only the kool kids kan hang out. That is, those who can't remember a time before Forevergrey was present are obviously retarded because they couldn't work out how truly awesome and avant-garde Poe was when he was using the word "fuck" in every second comic. These hardkore people see the forums as their personal preserve where they can post whatever they like, whereever they like, and all who disagree should be assraped.

They're not on their own, though, they've got their yang in the overly idealistic do-gooders, such as Wrin, who regard the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. They're just as bad with their thoughts that everyone can get along together nicely all the time. Then there's those unique individuals, who defy compartmentalisation: such as Ghost, who seems to be under the impression that the forums will be exactly the same as when he left on his "self-imposed exile;" or Shini "Dr Phil" Gami, relationship counsellor; or even Corpse "Here's another photo of me" Child (it looks very similar to the other 20 from the past couple of months); and finally, the much avoided Nick "I stalk artists only because of my autism" 012000.

In the end, though, our glorious admins will maintain order in the forums, but not until such point as the drama actually explodes. They are truly bastions of liberality and a laissez faire society. Well, not quite... Actor's the newest admin and is still getting used to the system, except he's had two months to get used to it, so what happened to this need for a new admin? Dear, dependable krylex, except for the dependable part. Occasional failures never help with public confidence. But hey, there's always kyhm, occasionally checking the forums, avoiding the drama, letting people sort things out for themselves. So let's just descend into total anarchy with a no holds barred flamewar.
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Or this could just be a 3000th post thread with a whole bunch of irrelevant filler before the important part. YOU DECIDE.

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Gratz, and half a point for semblance of originality.

*runs away before being shot for unwarranted pretention at a mere three digits*

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You missed me on that list of people who are unique, bitch! XD

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You missed me on that list of people who are unique, bitch! XD

You can go in with the angry elders who hate everyone who wasn't around when the EN forum was still active. :P


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Vass wrote:
Rusty wrote:
You missed me on that list of people who are unique, bitch! XD

You can go in with the angry elders who hate everyone who wasn't around when the EN forum was still active. :P


I'm angry? And I wasn't really around when the EN forum was still active. I'll cut you! I'll cut you with love!

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 Post subject: Edit: Huh. When I started typing this there were no other posts in the thread. You bastards post too quickly!
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Normally not interested in clicking these self-congratulatory threads, but this one got me after all. Villian!

Not sure how much of the above rant was intended as sarcasm or was honestly meant, seeing as most of it rings true. Yet despite that, I believe there are random posts that make the forums worthwhile to read; either passing on useful information or just simple entertainment. And along with truly disgusting newcomers like starburst98, there are some that are welcome additions.

To sum up, what's with the cat wearing glasses?


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 Post subject: Re: WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THE FORUMS ANY MORE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:17 am 
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They're not on their own, though, they've got their yang in the overly idealistic do-gooders, such as Wrin, who regard the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. They're just as bad with their thoughts that everyone can get along together nicely all the time.


OOOOH I AM WRIN, LET ME MAKE EVERYTHING INTO A TOPIC IN THE DEBATE FORUMS DESPITE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY CAPABLE OF DOING THESE THINGS THEMSELVES AND THE FACT THAT THESE SAME PEOPLE, WHO ARE NEVER SHY OF AN ARGUMENT, HAVE NO ALREADY DONE SO THEMSELVES SHOULD TELL ME THAT NO-ONE CARES. I AM THE SELF APPOINTED SAVIOUR OF THE INTERNET AND HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO ACT AS SOME SORT OF SELF APPOINTED QUASI-ADMIN DESPITE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE THINK IT'S CREEPY THAT I PRETEND TO BE A GIRL AND DO NOT CARE AT ALL ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. WATCH ME FLAIL INEFFECTUALLY INTO AN ARGUMENT AND THEN WEASLE OUT OF THE OPPOSITION I INSTIGATED IN THE FIRST PLACE BY JUMPING SHIP TO THE CLOSEST OPINION BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY THAT SOUNDS HALF AS INTELLIGENT.

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. I KEEP MENTIONING HER. DID YOU SEE THAT I HAD A GIRLFRIEND. BUT I AM GIRL REALLY. *SQUEE, GIGGLE, HIT ON NEAREST GUY*

YOU ALL LOVE ME RIGHT?

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I think I get the hint.







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 Post subject: fucking avenue q. also dedicated to shini, just because.
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onion wrote:
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. I KEEP MENTIONING HER. DID YOU SEE THAT I HAD A GIRLFRIEND. BUT I AM GIRL REALLY. *SQUEE, GIGGLE, HIT ON NEAREST GUY*


Ohhhh...
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!

Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover. EHHHHH

I e-mail her every single day
Just to make sure that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!

Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
Too bad
'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It's so sad
There wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
Oh!

I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-

She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!

And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!


also vassy: this is the worlds smallest violin and its playing just for you :emo:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THE FORUMS ANY MORE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:22 am 
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Vass, I don't really think that I just wish it were true. It's like communism: it'll never work, but it'd be nice if it did. Anyway congrats on your 3000th post!

For those of you who don't want to read my reply to Onion I decided to PM her with it instead.
The highlights were basically something like this:
I DO like teddy bears and strange shit like that. Expressing that is not pretending to be a girl, it's being myself.
Yeah I do jump ship on my opinion sometimes to avoid fights. It's dumb and I'm trying to stop. The rest of the time my opinion is actually changing with the new points in a debate.
Bah! I'd be suprised if half the people on the boards can stand me.

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 Post subject: Re: WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THE FORUMS ANY MORE
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Wrin wrote:
Vass, I don't really think that I just wish it were true. It's like communism: it'll never work, but it'd be nice if it did. Anyway congrats on your 3000th post!

For those of you who don't want to read my reply to Onion I decided to PM her with it instead.
The highlights were basically something like this:
I DO like teddy bears and strange shit like that. Expressing that is not pretending to be a girl, it's being myself.
Yeah I do jump ship on my opinion sometimes to avoid fights. It's dumb and I'm trying to stop. The rest of the time my opinion is actually changing with the new points in a debate.
Bah! I'd be suprised if half the people on the boards can stand me.


OMG, WRIN HERE AGAIN. I FEEL IT NECESSARY TO PROVE THAT I'M A BETTER PERSON BY NOT INVOLVING MYSELF IN AN ARGUMENT BUT AT THE SAME TIME LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT I'M TAKING THE MORAL HIGH GROUND BECAUSE I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN ONION WHO IS A BITCH.

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 Post subject: Re: WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THE FORUMS ANY MORE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:28 am 
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onion wrote:
Wrin wrote:
Vass, I don't really think that I just wish it were true. It's like communism: it'll never work, but it'd be nice if it did. Anyway congrats on your 3000th post!

For those of you who don't want to read my reply to Onion I decided to PM her with it instead.
The highlights were basically something like this:
I DO like teddy bears and strange shit like that. Expressing that is not pretending to be a girl, it's being myself.
Yeah I do jump ship on my opinion sometimes to avoid fights. It's dumb and I'm trying to stop. The rest of the time my opinion is actually changing with the new points in a debate.
Bah! I'd be suprised if half the people on the boards can stand me.


OMG, WRIN HERE AGAIN. I FEEL IT NECESSARY TO PROVE THAT I'M A BETTER PERSON BY NOT INVOLVING MYSELF IN AN ARGUMENT BUT AT THE SAME TIME LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT I'M TAKING THE MORAL HIGH GROUND BECAUSE I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN ONION WHO IS A BITCH.


Better? No.
Not being a bitch? Trying very hard.

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 Post subject: Re: WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THE FORUMS ANY MORE
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Wrin wrote:
Vass, I don't really think that I just wish it were true. It's like communism: it'll never work, but it'd be nice if it did. Anyway congrats on your 3000th post!

For those of you who don't want to read my reply to Onion I decided to PM her with it instead.
The highlights were basically something like this:
I DO like teddy bears and strange shit like that. Expressing that is not pretending to be a girl, it's being myself.
Yeah I do jump ship on my opinion sometimes to avoid fights. It's dumb and I'm trying to stop. The rest of the time my opinion is actually changing with the new points in a debate.
Bah! I'd be suprised if half the people on the boards can stand me.


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Wrin wrote:
Yeah I do jump ship on my opinion sometimes to avoid fights. It's dumb and I'm trying to stop.

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Bah! I'd be suprised if half the people on the boards can stand me.


yeah. good luck with that :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THE FORUMS ANY MORE
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Wrin wrote:
onion wrote:
Wrin wrote:
Vass, I don't really think that I just wish it were true. It's like communism: it'll never work, but it'd be nice if it did. Anyway congrats on your 3000th post!

For those of you who don't want to read my reply to Onion I decided to PM her with it instead.
The highlights were basically something like this:
I DO like teddy bears and strange shit like that. Expressing that is not pretending to be a girl, it's being myself.
Yeah I do jump ship on my opinion sometimes to avoid fights. It's dumb and I'm trying to stop. The rest of the time my opinion is actually changing with the new points in a debate.
Bah! I'd be suprised if half the people on the boards can stand me.



OMG, WRIN HERE AGAIN. I FEEL IT NECESSARY TO PROVE THAT I'M A BETTER PERSON BY NOT INVOLVING MYSELF IN AN ARGUMENT BUT AT THE SAME TIME LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT I'M TAKING THE MORAL HIGH GROUND BECAUSE I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN ONION WHO IS A BITCH.


Better? No.
Not being a bitch? Trying very hard.


Oh Wrin, flame away. After I'm done restructuring your anus with my collection of razor encrusted sex toys in front of your entire family I'm going to screw your girlfriend with a giant neon green strap on and make her call me 'OH ONION, DESTROYER OF FAG PRINCES'.

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 Post subject: Re: WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THE FORUMS ANY MORE
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onion wrote:
Wrin wrote:
onion wrote:
Wrin wrote:
Vass, I don't really think that I just wish it were true. It's like communism: it'll never work, but it'd be nice if it did. Anyway congrats on your 3000th post!

For those of you who don't want to read my reply to Onion I decided to PM her with it instead.
The highlights were basically something like this:
I DO like teddy bears and strange shit like that. Expressing that is not pretending to be a girl, it's being myself.
Yeah I do jump ship on my opinion sometimes to avoid fights. It's dumb and I'm trying to stop. The rest of the time my opinion is actually changing with the new points in a debate.
Bah! I'd be suprised if half the people on the boards can stand me.



OMG, WRIN HERE AGAIN. I FEEL IT NECESSARY TO PROVE THAT I'M A BETTER PERSON BY NOT INVOLVING MYSELF IN AN ARGUMENT BUT AT THE SAME TIME LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT I'M TAKING THE MORAL HIGH GROUND BECAUSE I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN ONION WHO IS A BITCH.


Better? No.
Not being a bitch? Trying very hard.


Oh Wrin, flame away. After I'm done restructuring your anus with my collection of razor encrusted sex toys in front of your entire family I'm going to screw your girlfriend with a giant neon green strap on and make her call me 'OH ONION, DESTROYER OF FAG PRINCES'.


HEY!
you leave the fag princes out of this! :x


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