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 Post subject: I am going to a party.
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It is a costume party.

The theme is computer game characters.

My wife and I are going as Lemmings.

Do you care?

Do I care if you care?

Will there be pie?

Who can tell?


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Hahahaha. NERD!


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I'd go as the L-Shaped Tetris Block.

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Other ideas considered included Guybrush Threepwood, Jumpman, and one of the paddles from Pong. The left one. The right one was a little bitch.

Thinking about it now, if both of us went as paddles, we could have taken a beach ball with us and batted it around. Oh well.


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You choose lemmings over Guybrush Threepwood?

Get out.

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You choose lemmings over Guybrush Threepwood?

Get out.

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You choose lemmings over Guybrush Threepwood?

Get out.


Seriously, the dude can hold his breath for 10 minutes.


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I miss Guybrush.


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 Post subject: insert lemmings pun here
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Sair wrote:
You choose lemmings over Guybrush Threepwood?

Get out.

Yeah, but then he shows up to the party and runs into the half dozen other Threepwoods.


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Exactly. And this way, even if there are a half a dozen other lemmings (besides my wife and I) all that it means is that conga lines are funnier.


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Exactly. And this way, even if there are a half a dozen other lemmings (besides my wife and I) all that it means is that conga lines are funnier.

So did you explode at the end of the night?

Also, another cool option would've been worms. With or without firearms (or sheep).


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Party is tomorrow night. (Who has parties on weekdays Vassikins? People who don't have jobs, that's who!)


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Who has parties on weekdays Vassikins? People who don't have jobs, that's who!

People who are planning to take a sickie the next day?


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Exactly. And this way, even if there are a half a dozen other lemmings (besides my wife and I) all that it means is that conga lines are funnier.

That is a terrible reason. You are going to a party. Go as Guybrush going to a party. This means boots and a pink dress.

DO IT.

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I party every night.

Or work, I'm not sure sometimes because I either love my job or I'm clinically insane.

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Urban Wild Cat wrote:
Exactly. And this way, even if there are a half a dozen other lemmings (besides my wife and I) all that it means is that conga lines are funnier.

That is a terrible reason. You are going to a party. Go as Guybrush going to a party. This means boots and a pink dress.

DO IT.


Lemming is also a good excuse to dye my beard green.

Look, I already made the feet, the robes, and bought the wigs and dyed my face. The party is in less than 24 hours, and it's a little late to change now.

Mell also wants to make Lemming porn, and she insisted I share that with you all.


Mmm, sexy.


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just be sure to not walk over any random cliffs

personally i would go as the Purple Tentacle


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 Post subject: Re: insert lemmings pun here
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Kest wrote:
Ezelek wrote:
Sair wrote:
You choose lemmings over Guybrush Threepwood?

Get out.

Yeah, but then he shows up to the party and runs into the half dozen other Threepwoods.


And how would this be any less awesome? It's a force multiplier, man!

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