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What the hell is going on in this thread?

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What the hell is going on in this thread?
I AM ZOMBIE!

ZOMBIE ACTORZ

BRAINEZ!

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*blows Actor's head off with a shotgun*

Okay, now that's settled, I hereby motion that the remainder of this thread be filled with sexy nekkid photos. All in favor?

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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Okay, now that's settled, I hereby motion that the remainder of this thread be filled with sexy nekkid photos.

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:O

I see what you did there.

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I see what you did there.


are you saying that's not sexy naked photos?


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I fapped.

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I fapped.

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I feel dirty


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Obviously, I blew off the wrong head.

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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Obviously, I blew off the wrong head.

Tell that to my girlfriend.

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actor_au wrote:
Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Obviously, I blew off the wrong head.

Tell that to my girlfriend.

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jesus christ :gonk:

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Yeah, I'm not even clicking that link. Try http://whalepenis.org/ instead.

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The Church of the Whale Penis left out some important facts. Does that thing just loll around or does it stiffen up? Do they insert it into whale vaginas? And where the feck is the whale testicles? If you're a whale with a huge knob, surely you'd be wantin to follow it with a round set of knockers.

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Why on Earth would you insert it into San Diego?

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Why on Earth would you insert it into San Diego?

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Because if Florida is "America's Penis" and Texas is "America's Balls" then by following the Rio Grande aka "America's Taint" will lead to San Diego - "America's Bunghole."

Nuff said.

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Wouldn't San Francisco make more sense as the asshole of the United States?

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I'd think most people would label your Washington, DC as the asshole.

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I'd think most people would label your Washington, DC as the asshole.

I see Nashville as the arsehole of the US.

We got lost badly and kept ending up at this porno bookstore.

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I see Nashville as the arsehole of the US.

We got lost badly and kept ending up at this porno bookstore.

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I can see how you did that, been there once and it happened to us.


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