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 Post subject: Actor_au dead at 24
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:12 pm 
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What a way to go. Masturbating to death.
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RIP buddy. RIP.


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he will be missed

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Goodnight, sweet prince.

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I wept tears of Actor's man-seed; it was a miracle from the heavens.

Given time, we will use this gift to impregnate the chosen and the resurrection of Actor will be complete.

He will then lead us to the fabled glory<strike>hole</strike> land.

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::21-gun salute::

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wtf is that mate? Looks like someone made a spitter out a mushroom and a lot of corn husks.

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That is exactly what it is.

Well done.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPwzXQMjy8M

no doubt he was masturbating to this

life like texture


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Edible Corpse wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPwzXQMjy8M

no doubt he was masturbating to this

life like texture


so ronery ;_;

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Goodnight, sweet prince.

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I hereby declare this day 'The Pantless Drunk' day, where we will get drunk and pantless in his honour.

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Allready got mine off mate

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And lo, on the third day HE IS RISEN!

BRAIENZ!

Actor.

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Would everybody get pissed if I blew zombie Actors head off with a shotgun?

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TBH, I was a little worried that you were actually dead. The picture was rather convincing.

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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Would everybody get pissed if I blew zombie Actors head off with a shotgun?
BRAIENZ!

WANT BRAIENNZS!

Actorz.

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actor_au wrote:
Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Would everybody get pissed if I blew zombie Actors head off with a shotgun?
BRAIENZ!

WANT BRAIENNZS!

Actorz.


Then why are you here?

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PsionicsNOTMagic wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Would everybody get pissed if I blew zombie Actors head off with a shotgun?
BRAIENZ!

WANT BRAIENNZS!

Actorz.


Then why are you here?


Because contrary to popular belief, you're not the only poster here.

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Rusty wrote:
PsionicsNOTMagic wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Would everybody get pissed if I blew zombie Actors head off with a shotgun?
BRAIENZ!

WANT BRAIENNZS!

Actorz.


Then why are you here?


Because contrary to popular belief, you're not the only poster here.
BURNESZ!

BURNZED!

BURDNEDED!

BAHRAINZ!

Actorz.

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