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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Didn't our dear Uncle Ghastly know a guy with this issue? Seems like there'd be some sort of research going on to fix that. Or at least more vampire slaying.


Well, steaks to the heart don't work so well as stakes, if you can't my drift.

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Okay, so that thing's been posted three or four separate times now.


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Avian flu, invenomation during oral sex, or having sex that would actually consist of wanking off into the ocean while your partner releases her eggs. You choose.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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Labrat wrote:
Avian flu, invenomation during oral sex, or having sex that would actually consist of wanking off into the ocean while your partner releases her eggs. You choose.


I choose all three.

And that can posted a bunch of times, I still love it.

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I loved the OP, then there was a lot of suck, then a lot of win.

In the end, I still lost.


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I lost.

Fuck.

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Mmm. Dinner.

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actor_au wrote:
Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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Balls and wieners.

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Way to up the gay.

This thread is no longer camp.

This thread is now FLAMING!

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Awww. That was cute.

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Next time, on Gay Huggy Bear, the guy pulls one of Hiroshi's arms off and tries to sew it back on, just like a teddy bear.

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Balls are touching.

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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Balls are touching.

filthy lies.


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