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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:39 pm 
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Oh no internet death threats.

Please do not pay to have me 'whacked' Labrat.

Really.

That's a real concern for me.

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Well, you do bear some resemblance to Tetsuo...particularly after he degenerates into a massive techno-organic blob bent on destroying all existence.

Interesting. Not only are you physically incapable of reading my posts due to brain damage of unknown origin, you are also incapable of determining the length of said post. Because of these sad disabilities, you are apparently driven to post long and poorly composed speeches based partially upon imagined content.

It is my hope that your condition degenerates to the point where you can no longer even tell that I have posted, much less discern anything I actually write. Or, better yet, you could become blind to the existence of the Firefox/IE browser itself and just go play on your word processor for a while.

Now it would be in all our best interests if you too could indulge in a hearty cup of shut the hell up.
But, more likely, you will go cut yourself for half and hour and then proceed with your rites of emo-bitchcraft.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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All I'm hearing from this is:

Labrat:People having fun! This calls for a slam on onion!

Onion: Stfu, these are my points for wanting to have moderation on the Unrelated board, slam on Labby!

I_M: BAWBAWBAWBAW

Onion: BAWBAWBAW

Vass: BAWBAWLOLBAW!

Labrat: BAWBAWBAWBAWBAWBAW, time for another slam on onion that she won't care about!

Please why can't we go back to the googirl porn. It was at least more productive than this. If you can't play by the local rules Labby, pick up the rule book and read.


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Man I sure do you love your ability to react to the post where I told you to fuck off but you have no answer what so ever to the post on the bulletin board in which I'm actually fairly respectful and dare I say it, nice to you.

Of course I didn't read your post again. Something about brain damage and me not being able to use the internet because boo hoo I don't like you and therefore obviously am totally evil, a curse upon these forums and deserving of long winded jokes about my vagina as the center for all evil in the world and the font of all opression everywhere ever.

Very good. Can we move on now?

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Kaz: Productive has no place here. Get back, demon!
The power of Lobster Jesus compels you! The power of Lobster Jesus compels you!

Onion: Hmm. I wonder if that trick works for admins too.
Fuck. Why don't we just elect a chatbot?

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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Yeah see, that was just fucking stupid. Now you're just hiding behind silly sayings again so you can look like you are blowing it off. Please stop.


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Kaz: Normally, I would. Only I can't do so around Onion.

It was bad enough before... and lets just say that the proposition of her becoming my lord god and master has not exactly made the act of backing down any easier. The thought of submitting with no way of saving face, to do as she commands, particularly now before she has an ounce of power, is like a knife in the gut.

If she doesn't respond, I don't respond. The end of all the bullshit is that simple.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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Ah the old pride card ramming itself up your ass. I can understand.








That it is mostly bullshit.


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Christ, just shut the fuck up.

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Yes.

That's right.

I am Hitler. If I'm elected I'll have you put into a very small concentration camp and then years later just before I'm brough down by rebel band of freedom fighters I'll gass you in a shower cubicle.

I'm pretty sure I addressed my thoughts on you in the bulletin board forum, which I assume you still haven't replied to.

Throwing in a 'well if she would leave me alone I would leave her alone' argument by the way, is an interesting ploy to make it look like you're the one who's being victimised here. Interesting then, that *you* were the one, in both threads in which I have interacted with you, to launch a personal attack on me. Interesting as well then that you claim to be backing down and how it's such a knife in the gut. I mean obviously, if I reply that implies that I'm the bad guy here.

Well. So be it.

You lambast me on a public forum and any attempt I make to discredit your statements is perfectly justifiable. You're free to say anything you want about me. And I am likewise free to reply especially if your being inflamatory.

Although at this juncture I am fucking tired of you and your attempts to weasle out of something that you started. So this is me backing down from the argument in the hopes that you take it as some kind of victory and shut the fuck up.

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I got a blowjob from a Vampire and now my Penis doesn't show up in photos.

Actor.

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Well, I would have preferred your just not posting, but....
Yay victory?

In any case, if you so want a reply in the bulletin board section, a reply you shall have.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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actor_au wrote:
I got a blowjob from a Vampire and now my Penis doesn't show up in photos.

Actor.

this problem is surprisingly common in japan.


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You want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?


I couldn't have been the only one to think this.

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actor_au wrote:
I got a blowjob from a Vampire and now my Penis doesn't show up in photos.

Actor.


You are my internet hero!!!

seriously
you are one of the funniest people I have ever chatted with on a forum on the internet!

Blue Sun Missile
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...a forum on the internet, eh?


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...a forum on the internet, eh?

only cause he wont accpet my calls.
even the mention of 1-800- collect makes him throw fits of rage

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actor_au wrote:
I got a blowjob from a Vampire and now my Penis doesn't show up in photos.

Actor.

this problem is surprisingly common in japan.


Didn't our dear Uncle Ghastly know a guy with this issue? Seems like there'd be some sort of research going on to fix that. Or at least more vampire slaying.

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