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 Post subject: ATMs for JESUS
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:59 pm 
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For everything else...theres CatholicCard

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would click the "anonymous donor" button and charge it to other peoples cars , just so they can go to the bank and tell them "God took fifty bucks too much!!!"

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I don't think Jesus would approve.

Also, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't wait in line to donate at the ATM.

And it's hilarious to hear the woman say, "Give back to God what is rightfully His."

Uh...when did God ask for money?

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I think that is going a bit far.

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Since I have discover the "american church and gospel of prosperity", nothing in that field surprise me anymore.

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WHAT?! A church?! Concerned about money?! THAT NEVER HAPPENS!

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You know, the internet has ruined my brain. I can't see the acronym ATM without thinking Ass To Mouth. Which makes the tread title much more humorous.

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Damn. Themadthinker said it first.
Bastard.

Anyway, I think the Jewish Conspiracy™ would have an issue with the catholics making moves on their nefarious scheme.

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