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Anne Coulter is fucking disgusting both as a person and as a sack of meat; anyone who finds her attractive is probably a closeted gay. She looks like a fucking man.

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Tossrock wrote:
Anne Coulter is fucking disgusting both as a person and as a sack of meat; anyone who finds her attractive is probably a closeted gay. She looks like a fucking man.


Another Dresden Codak fan, I see. Too bad he only updates about once per geologic era.

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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
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Anne Coulter is fucking disgusting both as a person and as a sack of meat; anyone who finds her attractive is probably a closeted gay. She looks like a fucking man.


Another Dresden Codak fan, I see. Too bad he only updates about once per geologic era.


I.. what?

What the hell just happened?

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Sair wrote:
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Tossrock wrote:
Anne Coulter is fucking disgusting both as a person and as a sack of meat; anyone who finds her attractive is probably a closeted gay. She looks like a fucking man.


Another Dresden Codak fan, I see. Too bad he only updates about once per geologic era.


I.. what?

What the hell just happened?
obviously the word "man" is an allusion to DC. :billnye:

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Tossrock wrote:
Anne Coulter is fucking disgusting both as a person and as a sack of meat; anyone who finds her attractive is probably a closeted gay. She looks like a fucking man.

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Amirite? :V


Unfortunately, he probably would.

Also I_M's talking about my sig, which comes from Dresden Codak, which is a wonderful webcomic

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*snippicture*


Someone needs to find this bitch's phylactery and destroy it. And make her eat a fucking sandwich. Perhaps not in that order.

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Ryven wrote:
OmnipotentEntity wrote:
*snippicture*


Someone needs to find this bitch's phylactery and destroy it. And make her eat a fucking sandwich. Perhaps not in that order.


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A small leather box containing Hebrew texts on vellum, worn by Jewish men at morning prayer as a reminder to keep the law.


But yes, we know what you meant, and... yes.





Of course if she did have a phylactery that could be destroyed it would be further proof that she is, indeed, a man.

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The video does suggest that one discriminate in ones literary choices. Not just 'read any book' there is an implied message of 'read a good book' from lines like 'not a sports page, not a magazine'.

That's still conflating medium with content. There are magazine articles in say, The Economist, that one would be better off reading than most books (including one-sided political diatribes apparently written by transgendered ice queens). Or hell, plenty of stuff on *gasp* the internets, if you know where to look. The "good book" part is implied more by flashing titles from respected black authors, by that goes by pretty quick and is somewhat narrow-minded to boot.

Ah well, it's at least less annoying than every anti-drug ad ever made. (And features more Beethoven's 5th remixing)

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phy•lac•ter•y
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A small leather box containing Hebrew texts on vellum, worn by Jewish men at morning prayer as a reminder to keep the law.


But yes, we know what you meant, and... yes.





Of course if she did have a phylactery that could be destroyed it would be further proof that she is, indeed, a man.


Tsk, you sexist bastard. You don't have to have a penis to be a dried up, old power-hungry arcanist undead. Though I'm tempted to agree with you, just to spite the dumb cum-recepticle.

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Ryven wrote:
Deadly Sin No.8 wrote:

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phy•lac•ter•y
noun (pl. -ter•ies)
A small leather box containing Hebrew texts on vellum, worn by Jewish men at morning prayer as a reminder to keep the law.


But yes, we know what you meant, and... yes.





Of course if she did have a phylactery that could be destroyed it would be further proof that she is, indeed, a man.


Tsk, you sexist bastard. You don't have to have a penis to be a dried up, old power-hungry arcanist undead. Though I'm tempted to agree with you, just to spite the dumb cum-recepticle.


look closer

(He was making a joke)

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She. And on a nerdier note, was what liches possessed in AD&D 2nd edition.

Because you could never kill a smart lich. ;_;

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Tossrock wrote:

look closer

(He was making a joke)


Look even closer and you'll notice my dry sarcasm. I knew she was making a joke, but thanks 8-)


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Because you could never kill a smart lich. ;_;


Stupid phylacteries and their 50 hardness. :(

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look closer

(He was making a joke)


Look even closer and you'll notice my dry sarcasm. I knew she was making a joke, but thanks 8-)


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Because you could never kill a smart lich. ;_;


Stupid phylacteries and their 50 hardness. :(


More like stupid fake phylacteries that the Lich carries around and the real one actually being locked in a chest that's sunk at the bottom of the ocean, currently being guarded by a city of mutated greater abolith and their sea elf minions, whom of which was the previous but missing king of a nation of them, and not finding this out until you've killed the same lich on two separate occasions then blowing a wish spell to find the true location of his source of unlife.

Coincidentally, we ended up running into the throne of the gods in that campaign. Good times.

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Rusty wrote:

More like stupid fake phylacteries that the Lich carries around and the real one actually being locked in a chest that's sunk at the bottom of the ocean, currently being guarded by a city of mutated greater abolith and their sea elf minions, whom of which was the previous but missing king of a nation of them, and not finding this out until you've killed the same lich on two separate occasions then blowing a wish spell to find the true location of his source of unlife.

Coincidentally, we ended up running into the throne of the gods in that campaign. Good times.


....wow. Just wow. :-o

Incidentally, did anyone notice how much Horcruxes are nearly phylacteries?

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how do we know it wasn't just some bored Langley desk jockey editing articles for factual integrity with no nefarious intent.

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Because the CIA are fucking Evil.

They're on this forum right now taking away our loli.

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how do we know it wasn't just some bored Langley desk jockey editing articles for factual integrity with no nefarious intent.


You rolled a natural one and missed your post! You may not act again until your next action; until then you are at a -2 to your "resist flames" modifier. The same goes with Actor.

<.<

Jesus fucking Christ I'm a nerd.

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