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 Post subject: "Read a fuckin' book, nigga"
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:35 am 
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http://www.ifilm.com/video/2874239?ns=1

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Incidentally I didn't find that as funny as the #1 related link of women pees on car.


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Anyway, I've never really liked the whole "read a book, it doesn’t matter what it is"-type of message. Once you've achieved basic literacy, there are some books that I'm pretty sure make one actively stupider. And things on TV you can actually learn from, etc.

Interestingly, it's intentionally off-style for the artist who did it.

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Anyway, I've never really liked the whole "read a book, it doesn’t matter what it is"-type of message. Once you've achieved basic literacy, there are some books that I'm pretty sure make one actively stupider. And things on TV you can actually learn from, etc.


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they photochopped all the meat away :gonk:


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Dude looks like a lady.... dude looks like a lady.

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they photochopped all the meat away :gonk:


No... no they didn't.

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If she ate a sammich or two, I'd hit it.

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Yeah I mean I_M says some dumb shit (LOL GUYS NAKED OLD LADIES), but "I would fuck Ann Coulter" tops it all. I hope to never go near her for fear of catching her stupidity, which appears to be contagious as apparently some people bought her books. (It says so right on the cover even)

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i like how you think people werent stupid enough to begin with :P

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they photochopped all the meat away :gonk:


No... no they didn't.

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Dude looks like a lady.... dude looks like a lady.

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I've never heard of her before.

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Then you live in a truly wonderful place indeed. Or is it a state of mind?

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 Post subject: Not a sports page, not a a magazine
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The video does suggest that one discriminate in ones literary choices. Not just 'read any book' there is an implied message of 'read a good book' from lines like 'not a sports page, not a magazine'. 'A real book, a mother-fucking book' as the song continues can be taken to understood that a 'real book' is not just written words on paper, but something of substance and quality.


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 Post subject: Re: Not a sports page, not a a magazine
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Also, i'm back bitches.

welcome back


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Ancient wrote:
I've never heard of her before.

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same here, but im already scared :-(

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Also, i'm back bitches.

who? :confused:


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 Post subject: Re: Not a sports page, not a a magazine
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Also, i'm back bitches.
Nice to know.
Welcome back.

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Also, i'm back bitches.

welcome back


What he said, Much Love


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Anne Coulter is fucking disgusting both as a person and as a sack of meat; anyone who finds her attractive is probably a closeted gay. She looks like a fucking man.

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