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Ryven
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Kest's shit fucking transcends time itself, occuring outside of the linear order of things.
Some of his shit presceded Genesis.

Chronology is Kest's bitch in all things.


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Samuel L. Jackson's greatest fear is that some day he will wake up and look like that.

Anybody want to see Flava Flav in lederhosen and a green hat with a cuckoo clock around his neck?

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hey guys lets act all surprised when Kest goes forward with the plan he started developing with other posters nearly a month ago and has appeared in four or five different threads since then

never saw it coming

:V :V :V
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Ryven
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Kest wrote:
hey guys lets act all surprised when Kest goes forward with the plan he started developing with other posters nearly a month ago and has appeared in four or five different threads since then

never saw it coming

:V :V :V


Shh. Reason frightens them.

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Kest wrote:
hey guys lets act all surprised when Kest goes forward with the plan he started developing with other posters nearly a month ago and has appeared in four or five different threads since then

never saw it coming

:V :V :V


bunnies just can't adapt very well. they go into shock and die very easily when their envirnment suddenly changes.

your sacrifice will be remembered sair...

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Kest wrote:
hey guys lets act all surprised when Kest goes forward with the plan he started developing with other posters nearly a month ago and has appeared in four or five different threads since then

never saw it coming

:V :V :V


hey guys lets act surprised when Kest does something not retarded.

oh wait, that would be a surprise.

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uh oh.. looks like our bunny maiden is having a "visit" from her "aunt".
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Sair wrote:
Kest wrote:
hey guys lets act all surprised when Kest goes forward with the plan he started developing with other posters nearly a month ago and has appeared in four or five different threads since then

never saw it coming

:V :V :V


hey guys lets act surprised when Kest does something not retarded.

oh wait, that would be a surprise.


i'm not sure what retarded thing kest has done...the forums are better for the changes he's made.

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shoonra wrote:
uh oh.. looks like our bunny maiden is having a "visit" from her "aunt".

Kest is the cruel aunt of magical bunny maiden sair? Will 'she' have evil powers and stuff?

Also, I think Sair's complaint is that, while many of the changes may have some merit to the ideas behind them, they have not necessarily been executed in the best manner.


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Vass wrote:
shoonra wrote:
uh oh.. looks like our bunny maiden is having a "visit" from her "aunt".

Kest is the cruel aunt of magical bunny maiden sair? Will 'she' have evil powers and stuff?


yes. she will make sair-chan bleed from the crotch once a month. AND STILL SHE WILL NOT PASS INTO THE AFTERLIFE.


WHAT UNHOLY TERROR IS THIS THING CALLED "WOMAN"?

i'm going back to hiding under my spider-man comics until this whole mensturation fad blows over.

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Vass wrote:
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uh oh.. looks like our bunny maiden is having a "visit" from her "aunt".

Kest is the cruel aunt of magical bunny maiden sair? Will 'she' have evil powers and stuff?

shame on you vass! no wonder sair-tan is so cranky
insensitive bastard :-?
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i'm going back to hiding under my spider-man comics until this whole mensturation fad blows over.


Trust me Spider-Man is the safest bet against woman.

Their menstruation attracts bears.

BEARS!

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okay, nevermind Kest.

I'm going to shoot shoonra out of a cannon.

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Okay, nevermind Ed.

One of these days Alice, Pow! Straight to the moon.


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madadric wrote:
i'm going back to hiding under my spider-man comics until this whole mensturation fad blows over.


Trust me Spider-Man is the safest bet against woman.

Their menstruation attracts bears.

BEARS!

Actor.


I tried using that excuse once, because I didn't want to go outside for some reason. It doesn't work as well as you'd think. Chris doesn't care if I'm eaten by bears. :cry:

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Ryven wrote:
actor_au wrote:
madadric wrote:
i'm going back to hiding under my spider-man comics until this whole mensturation fad blows over.


Trust me Spider-Man is the safest bet against woman.

Their menstruation attracts bears.

BEARS!

Actor.


I tried using that excuse once, because I didn't want to go outside for some reason. It doesn't work as well as you'd think. Chris doesn't care if I'm eaten by bears. :cry:


True Love is letting your spouse fight her own bears.

edit: i really can't type for shit...

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True love is starting a foundation to fight Bear on Women Violence after your spouse is mauled and eaten by bears in front of your very eyes.

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But this bear had the strength of two stronger bears.

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But, if the two bears were stronger then the first bear, then the first would have more than their strengths and thus would be stronger. Yet you said the two were stronger. So then the first must be even stronger. But then...

Let X be the strength of the first bear, and Y be the strength of the 2 other bears.
X > 2Y
Y > X

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

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